Melissa Villaseñor
Mikey Day
[Starts with Melissa FaceTiming Mikey]Mikey: Melissa!
Melissa: Hey, Mikey. I just– I wanted to see if you wanted to play some Animal Crossing.
[Cut to the game Animal Crossing.] [sloop!] [A girl is running]Melissa: Hey, who’s this? [high-pitched babbling] [Cut to Mikey and Melissa]
Mikey: Hah! That is Isabelle.
Melissa: What?
Mikey: What’s up?
Melissa: I went up to Cherry and she said, “You’re garbage.” Does that dog Cherry ever say that to you?
Mikey: No. Cherry’s like, super nice. He just said, “It is a very pretty day today!”
Melissa: Oh, that’s weird.
Mikey: Yeah. I heard if you hit a rock with a shovel, like, one of them has bells that pop out of it.
Melissa: Oh, sweet. Hey, and be careful shaking too many trees. There’s a lot of bee– What the hell? Has Dom ever said, “You will always be alone” to you?
Mikey: No. It’s kind of mean.
Melissa: I know. Am I on the mean mode or something?
Mikey: There’s no mean mode. I don’t think. It’s a kids’ game. Oh, I’m gonna catch this tiger butterfly right now.
Melissa: Oh my god! Tom Nook just said, “I hope you get COVID.”
Mikey: Ha-ha. No, he did not.
Melissa: Yes, he did. And now he’s saying, “Door’s that way.”
Mikey: Meliss, just come to my town.
Melissa: Yeah. Get me out of here.
Mikey: Alright, I just opened my gate. Go to the airport and say you want to visit my town.
Melissa: He just said no.
Mikey: Here. Ask him again.
Melissa: Okay.
[Cut to the game. Melissa’s character is at the airport. The duck in the counter says, “Did I stutter?”]Mikey: Here, I’m going to come to your town. Stay there. Hey, what did you name your town?
Melissa: Together town.
Mikey: Yeah. I don’t think that animals like your island coz Tommy just said, “Welcome to Dog Crap City.”
Melissa: Dog Crap City? That hurts. Here, come to my tent.
Mikey: Yeah. I want to see this new carpet you’ve been talking about.
Melissa: Oh my god!
Mikey: What?
Melissa: I died.
Mikey: You can’t die in this.
Melissa: I did. It says, “You’re dead. Foul play is suspected. Game over.” Dude, screw this game.
Mikey: Hey, is it cool if I hang out in your island? I just got invited to this big party to celebrate you dying>
Melissa: Oh, great! Have fun.
