Kristen Wiig
[Starts with Kristen Wiig waking up in her bed.]
Kristen Wiig: What? Me? Host? Now? [smiles] Okay.
[Kristen goes away from camera and comes back in all dressed up in just a second]
Let’s do this.
[music playing]
[Kristen Wiig is dancing in her home.]
You want some biscuits with this tea? [showing her breasts] Let’s start the show.
[Kristen gets on the floor. There are candles everywhere]
I got down on this floor because I wanted to get serious. This is the Mother’s Day show. And at SNL, it’s very special time to celebrate moms. Unfortunately, probably like a lot of you, I can’t be with my mom on this mother’s day. So, I hope it’s okay. I’d like to tell her I love her and send her good luck. She’s in competition over Zoom right now, and mom, I hope you win. She actually sent a picture.
[Cut to a picture of a body building woman with Kristen Wiig’s face.]
[Cut back to Kristen Wiig]
People say we look alike but I don’t see it. You know, I’ve been thinking lately. I don’t know if I truly appreciated my mom the first 45 years of my life. But this year, I’m feeling specially grateful. Her advice, her love, I’m so thankful for all the things she’s taught me preparing me to be a mom myself. Things like breastfeeding. [shows two pieces of chicken breasts] Babies love that chicken. She would always say that.
So, I do want to thank my mom and all the moms out there who have been helping us get through this and who have been there and who are watching over us. We thank you so much. Happy mother’s day. Thank you moms. And thank you, dads.
Now, I would like to finish this off by– It’s actually something kind of sweet. It’s a lullaby that my mom used to sing to me when I was a little baby up until when I was a little girl when I would get scared and– I’d like to sing that for you.
[singing] The moon is out
the stars are out
now close your eyes
now hush, little baby
don’t wait till the morning
don’t make a sound
coz mommy loves you
goodnight.
Aw, my voice. We have a great show for you tonight. Stick around, we’ll be right back.
