MasterClass Quarantine Edition


Timothee Chalamet, Jojo Siwa, Carole Baskin… Chloe Fineman

[Starts with clips of people bored in the house]

Male voice: With the nation on total lockdown, now more than ever you’ve got time. That’s why there’s Masterclass Quarantine Edition. [Cut to Timothee Chalamet looking her mirror] Classes like Timothee Chalamet teaches fashion.

Chloe: I’m really passionate about clothing and fashion and all the clothes. Ha-ha. Hey, what’s up Masterclass? I’m Timothee Chalamet and your mom has sex dreams about me. Ha-ha. La-la-la-la. Ha-ha.

[Break message reads “Learn the keys to his success.”]

Hoodies are pretty much my favorite form of street wear. I’ve about 75 hoodies. All in different shades of navy blue.

[Break message reads “Find out his secrets.”]

Lesson number two is layering. Ha-ha. Put on a hat. Ha-ha. I put it like so. And literally just gonna take your hoodie and put it over your hat. Ha-ha.

[Break message reads “Our first class available in two languages.”] [speaking in foreign language. Subtitle reads “I’m like a boy king.”]

I’m in my hoodie. I like to wear my hoodie like this. Or I can wear it like this. Ha-ha-ha. Na, na, na.

Male voice: And viral wild child Jojo Siwa teaches tiktok.

[Cut to video clips of Jojo Siwa doing tiktoks] [Break message reads “Meet your new instructor.”]

Jojo Siwa: Whoa! What’s up Masterclass? It’s your girl Jojo. That’s right, it’s me Jojo Siwa here to teach you how to tiktok.

[Break message reads “A voice like a wooden roller-coaster track- Time Magazine.”]

Now that I’m in quarantine I make a point to do 24 tiktoks per day. Lesson number one, and I’m gonna go fast because I’m technically supposed to be in home school.

[Break message reads “In her first ever online class.”]

Learn from me as to why exactly for no reason I do not understand why I have 17.7 million followers on tiktok.

[Break message reads “Master her unique techniques.”]

To make a tiktok, you can literally do anything.

[Cut to Jojo Siwa’s tiktoks.]

Tiktok is super simple, super easy. Put on your damn shoes.

Male voice: And Carole Baskin teaches bike riding.

[Cut to video clips of Carole Baskin riding bike]

Carole Baskin: Hello, you cool cats and kittens. Come, bike with me.

[Break message reads “Learn directly from the source.”]

Now, don’t go too fast. Where are all the kitties? [laughing] Good thing I’m not covered in sardine oil.

[Break message reads “Carole Baskin like you’ve never seen.”] [music playing] [rapping] Hey, you cool cats and kittens, come bike with me.
riding my bike on the big kitty lake around the kitty cat preserve
and I didn’t kill my husband
I like to ride by the big, big kitties and the little baby kitties

Male voice: Masterclass Quarantine Edition

Carole Baskin: Also, I didn’t kill my husband.

Male voice: Still, just as expensive.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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