Heidi Gardner
Kevin R. … Alex Moffat
Jonathan E. … Beck Bennett
Sean S. … Bill Burr
Kori A. … Ego Nwodim
Daria C. … Lauren Holt
Son… Mikey Day
[Starts with Heidi serving the beer in glass and speaking.]
Female voice: Sam Adams has brewed signature beers in the heart of Boston since 1984. So who better to try out our Jack-O Pumpkin Boston Ale than real Bostonians?
Kevin R.: You know, it’s got that great Sam Adams taste, but the pumpkin flavor. Really kicks it up a notch.
Jonathan E.: I love Sam October fest, but I think this might even be better.
[Seas S. takes of sip of beer and spits it out.]
Sean S.: Jesus Christ. What the [bleep] is that?
Kori A.: Okay. This is the perfect beer for sweater weather.
Sean S.: Okay, let’s try this for real. [Sean S. drinks a whole glass of beer at once.] I don’t like that.
Daria C.: I’m not a really beer drinker, but this might change that.
Sean S.: This is a kind of beer somebody brings to a party at your house and then just sits in the fridge for like, 8 months. And then one day, your buddy comes your home and he’s like, “Hey, you got a beer?” And I’m like, “Well, you know, I got this pumpkin shit.” So, you drink it. And, you know, gets you a buzz.
[His son is behind him shopping]
Son: Pop, come on!
Sean S.: [yelling] I’m coming!
Son: You’ve been sitting there for half an hour and I have to work.
Sean S.: I’m enjoying myself. You know, you’re just like your mother! [son walks away] Oh, there you go.
Kori A.: You guys should sell this year around. Seriously, it’s so–
[Sean S. walks behind Kori A. interrupting the video.]
Sean S.: Sorry, sorry. Just grabbing one more. [He opens the bottle and spills the beer everywhere.] Oh, watch it. My bad.
Jonathan E.: I can definitely taste the hops.
[Sean S. is shopping his groceries being very loud with his son.]
Sean S.: Hot Tots, Reese’s Puffs? What are you, eight? Go get some stop & shop corn flakes in the Welfare Bag. [his son is staring at him] What’s that look? Are you gonna take a swing at me? Is today the day? Hah? Is this the day that you swing at your old man? Is that what it is? Come on, you a man now? [son walks away] Didn’t think so.
[Son throws a bag of corn flakes at him. They start fighting.]
Female voice: Sam Adams Jack-O Pumpkin Ale, real Bostonians agree.
All: It’s a winner.
Sean S.: You know, it’s kind of sweet and [bleep] but, you know, there’s nothing else to drink. You guys called the cops?
