Colin Jost
Micahel Che
[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of a satellite at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: Researchers say that a system on the international space station that turns astronaut urine into drinking water could be used to provide clean water on earth. Which is the kind of amazing innovation that makes me think, “Wait, then what are astronaut brownies made of?”
[Cut to Micahel Che. There’s a picture of Tom Cruise at right top corner.]
Micahel Che: Tom Cruise was recorded on the set of the new Mission Impossible movie yelling at the crew for violating covid restrictions. Apparently, the crew was using camera tricks to make it appear like they were separated by six feet when in reality, it was closer to 5’4″.
[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Mall Santa at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: Officials in Georgia say that more than 50 children may have been exposed to coronavirus by a mall Santa, which is the second worst thing a mall Santa can expose children to.
