Michael Che
Baby Yoda… Kyle Mooney
[Starts with Michael Che in his set]
Michael Che: In a break from election news, season 2 of “The Mandolorian” premiered on Disney Plus on Friday. Here to discuss it is the star of the show, Baby Yoda.
[Baby Yoda slides in]
[cheers and applause]
Baby Yoda: I’m back. What?
Michael Che: Wow. Well, it’s really good to see you, Baby Yoda. How have you been?
Baby Yoda: I’ve been good. I spent the summer quarantining with my homies Jake Paul, Mia Khalifa and Wreck-It Ralph. Nice dude. Real nice dude. But you know, it was chill. I mean, I’m just a baby.
Michael Che: Well, that’s good. “The Mandolorian” is back. That’s pretty exciting. Sounds like it’s going to be a good season.
Baby Yoda: Oh, yeah. But shout out to the writers. I mean they mad awkward to be around. But they come up with some Fuego ideas, bro. I just wish they’d let me dance a little more. You know what I’m saying? Like, [dancing] hey, hey.
Michael Che: Yeah. It doesn’t seem like that kind of show.
Baby Yoda: No. The idea is no. But to my fans, I love y’all. For real. But some of y’all can maybe take it easy on those DMs though. I mean I read some of these. I’m like, “Dang! You wanna do what to Baby Yoda?” You know, that’s all– that’s interesting. They’re sexual in nature, Michael.
Michael Che: Yeah. I got that. Well, it sounds like you’re definitely a fan favorite.
Baby Yoda: Oh, yeah. You know, things are kind of blowing up. You might have heard me on a Joe Rogan’s podcast. Talking about my new line of cannabis products. That was a chill five hours.
Michael Che: Oh, damn. Baby Yoda, you really do smoke weed?
Baby Yoda: Oh, hell yeah. Hey, how do you think I got so green? No, but for real, we selling them Dago-bud, Wookie Cookies, and CBD kombucha called Jabba the Kombucha.
Michael Che: That’s very cool. It’s very cool.
Baby Yoda: But Michael, since I have this platform, I do want to say something real quick.
Michael Che: By all means.
Baby Yoda: I’ma put it like this. Baby Groot, we ain’t friends. I know you still talking smack about me and I just want to say your TikToks are cringe, bro. Dylan Sprouse hit me up like, “Yo, you see this?” I was like, “Yup.” But honestly, it’s all love. I’m not a hater. But if you say my name one more time, I’ll kill you.
Michael Che: Wow. Baby Yoda, everyone. Oh my god.
