Michael Che
Carrie Krum
[Starts with Michael Che in his set]Michael Che: With temperatures dropping, people are looking to escape winter blues by heading to warmer climates. Here with her insider tips is 7th grade travel expert, Carrie Krum.
[Carrie slides in]Carrie: Hi Michael.
Michael Che: Hi, Carrie. So, how was your holidays?
Carrie: Awesome. Yeah, I bit into a cherry chocolate and there was alcohol inside of it. But don’t worry Michael, I wasn’t driving.
Michael Che: So, Carrie, what are some destinations where people can head this winter?
Carrie: Oh, I’m glad you asked me Michael. [Cut to Carrie] A destination will impress is none other than my uncle’s house in Lincoln, Nebraska. It’s got a fridge in the garage, a dog on it’s way out with both his eyes that look like milky moons. And an elliptical where I saw boys bathing suit was drying. And Michael… [Cut to Carrie and Michael Che] Michael… There was a net inside.
Michael Che: Alright Carrie. I was thinking of warmer destination. Like a beach.
Carrie: Oh. Got you. [Cut to Carrie] Well, you wan fun in the sun then head to Muskegon, Michigan. We had a magical night at my cousin’s basketball tournament where I drank a Red Gator and which made me look like I was wearing lipstick. And then, I took a wrong turn into the boys locker room where I saw a big boy changing. And Michael… [Cut to Carrie and Michael Che] Michael… On his belly, there was hairs.
[Carrie taps on Michael Che’s hand for attention]Michael Che: Okay. Um, what about somewhere like Florida. You ever been to Florida?
Carrie: Oh, baby! Have I, right girls? Oh, I was the queen of the Panhandle visiting my mom’s aunt Agnus. Michael, she is living the life. [Cut to Carrie] Her bed is in the living room. And it has a remote control. Oh, what? Am I dreaming? And she gave me a candy for every page of the bible that I read out loud to her. And do you know what it says in the bible? [Cut to Carrie and Michael Che] Michael… Michael… Jesus rode an ass. [laughing] That’s been getting me for days.
Michael Che: Well, Carrie, it sound like you had a great winter break.
Carrie: Well, not New Year’s eve.
Michael Che: Oh! Why didn’t you like New Year’s eve?
Carrie: Because my cousin gave me Mountain Dew soup, Michael.
Michael Che: What? Mountain Dew soup?
[Cut to Carrie]Carrie: Well, it’s Mountain Dew in a bowl that you eat with a spoon. And I had too much and then I ran into a sliding glass door.
[Cut to Carrie and Michael Che]Michael Che: Oh, no!
Carrie: Yeah. And then I barfed.
Michael Che: Carrie!
Carrie: And it was green so everyone called me Slimer.
Michael Che: Carrie Krum, everybody.
Carrie: Halsie gave me five bucks.
i like this site, but it needs a new layout. Very hard to navigate and it’s impossible to find something specific.
The old layout was way more comprehensible.