Doug… Mikey Day
Angelo… Aristotle Athari
Deb… Billie Eilish[Starts with Chris singing on the stage]
Chris: Hark, the herald angels sing
Glory to the newborn king
Yeah![ Cheers and applause ]
Cecily: Wow! That was beautiful.
Doug: [flirting] Almost as beautiful as you.
Cecily: Oh, shut your ugly, stupid mouth.
Chris: Now, folks, we do have a surprise guest tonight. Well, ladies and gentlemen, international singing sensation, Angelo![ Cheers and applause ]
Cecily: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It’s Angelo
Doug: Wait. Who’s Angelo? I’ve never heard of him
Cecily: He just takes a word from the audience, and then songs just flow out of him.
Doug: Oh, okay, cool.
Angelo: Hello, everybody. Merry Christmas for this. Can I get one word?
Cecily: Oh, you go, Doug.
Doug: Uh, sweet. Okay, maybe something Christmasy. Eggnog.
Angelo: Say for me?
Angelo: S-Say for me?
Doug: [shouting] Eggnog!
Angelo: Eggfalbalfalcalvaras.[singing gibberish]
If I ever sing like that for me like this like that
If I ever sing like this for me like this tonight
Thank you for this.[ Cheers and applause ]
Cecily: My God! What a daring, brave artist.
Doug: Daring?I didn’t really understand what he was–
Cecily: Shut up, Doug! He’s starting.
Angelo: Can I get another word, please?
Cecily: Doug, come on, do it.
Doug: I don’t know.I don’t think I get what he’s doing. Can he do other songs, like “Jingle Bells?”
Angelo: Say — say for me?
Doug: I said, “Jingle Bells.”
Doug: Okay, so he heard “Jingle Bells.”
Angelo: If I ever sing like that for me like that for me
If I ever sing like that for me tonight
Thank you for this.[Cheers and applause]
Cecily: His gift to the world is his music.
Doug: His gift is saying, “Tonight.”
Angelo: Now I bring sing for this.[Deb walks in.] [Cheers and applause]
Cecily: Whoa! Okay, this is huge. It’s Reykjavik’s very own, the toast of Iceland, Deb.
Doug: Deb? What is this?!
Cecily: It’s called culture, Doug! Read a book.
Deb: First thing, I need one word.
Angelo: Yes, one word.[Cecily is looking at Doug for the word]
Doug: Oh, my God. Fine. Mistletoe!
Deb: Say it — Say it for us.
Doug: I am! Mistletoe!
Check, one, two
A little louder, Gary.
Doug: That was it?
Cecily: Angelo and Deb. I feel like I could actually cry.
Doug: I think she just sound-checked her mic and —
Cecily: Doug, Doug, do you have gunk in your ears?
Cecily: “Check, check.” She’s checking on you and on all of us during a pandemic, Doug.
Doug: What? And who is Gary?Is that their tech guy?
Cecily: Gary is all of us, moron!
Angelo: Another word.
Deb: One suggest, please.
Angelo: Another one word.[Cecily is looking at Doug for the word]
Doug: Stop looking at me like that! They’re just going to mess it up anyway. Frugal boogle.
Angelo and Deb: Frankincense.
Doug: Okay, at least that’s a word.
Angelo: I know that
if ever say
Light is for this
I never have
Deb: Check, check, mic check
Angelo and Deb: Little little little louder Gary
Little little little louder Gary
Deb: Thank you for this.
Angelo: Thank you for this.
Doug: Oh, my God!I was wrong! Angelo and Deb are incredible! God bless us, everyone! Ha ha!