Chris Redd
Mikey Day
Kyle Mooney
Melissa Villaseñor
Kenan Thompson
Maya Rudolph
Aidy Bryant
Kate McKinnon
E-dith Puthie… Ego Nwodim
[Starts with video clips from the news]
Newscaster: A majority of baby boomers have been vaccinated. Have been vaccinated.
[music playing]
Have been vaccinated, vaccinated
Vaccinated, vaccinated, vaccinated
Chris: Baby boomers, greatest generation
Got all the money, now we got the vaccination
Crash the economy, three whole times
But when it comes to the vax, we the first in line
Mikey: Got a job out of college, no student debt
Retirement funded, 100%
Voted for Trump, but just for the taxes
Don’t believe in Covid, still got the vaxes
Kyle: Pzifer, Moderna, I know you wur-na
Get one, but you gotta wait your tur-na
I get to the vax site, I get what I want son
You get what’s left bitch – Johnson & Johnson!
All: Money, stacked
Pants, khaks
Arm, vaxxed
No, mask
Chris: Biggest generation, ain’t no stopping me
Never gonna die, draining social security
Melissa: The boomers got the vax
No rumors, just facts, yeah
Give it up if you’re 70+
Everyone else gettin’ jealous of us, jealous of us
Kenan: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Baby Boomer
(How you livin’ ladies?)
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Baby Boomer
(Hah)
Maya: Ow! Covid can’t touch me now
Low mask in the store, nose poking out
When it’s time to pay, I whip the coupons out
Even though I got the stimmy in the bank account
Aidy: Y’all can’t see? Lemme give you a clear sense
We out here spending your inheritance
You in the parking lot eating by the trash right
We in the booth reading menus with the flashlight
Kate: Yeah, I know you missed us
Might book a trip on the Diamond Princess
Eat all the food, drink all the booze
Sail all the cruise, while you still on the Zoom
All: Job, retired
Climate, deniered
License, expired
But we still on fire
Maya: Stop by my house
Give my grandkids a hug
Now get the f— out
I’m tryna have fun!
Melissa: The boomers got the vax
Everyone else get to the back (get back), yeah
We comin’ first like we always do
We jumpin’ in front of you, and you, and you (And uh)
And you (And uh), and you (Uh), and you (Uh)
Kenan: I-M-M-U-N-I-T-Y
That’s what I got, I got bodies-anti
I got the shot, that’s just how it is
You locked inside, homeschooling my grandkids
I know you wanna live large like me
I got the big ass house and the SUV
I got the second house too, and the third house, three
And the place in Vermont, and one in Miami
Damn, I got five houses?
That’s a lot. Hm, good for me.
Chris: Hit the links with the drinks for another golf sess
You on the vax website hittin’ the refresh
You whine and cry while we dine inside
We run the world since 1945, hah!
Mikey: Me? I spend my time playing tennis
Two things that don’t work, me and my pen-is
My shirt (What about it?), you know it’s gettin’ tucked
And my wife (What about her?), she left me (Oh)
E-dith Puthie: Hold up, hold up, I ain’t had my say yet
Yo, tell ’em what my name is
Kenan: Edith, Edith, Edith, Edith
E-dith Puthie!
E-dith Puthie: Edith Puthie on the track, you know I’m vaxxed out
Pop a Cialis, come throw yo’ back out
Hands in the air like your shoulder don’t hurt
Drop that ass to the floor like your knees still work
Melissa: Boomers got the vax, uhh
Boomers got the vax
Kenan: It is what it is sucka
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