James Austin Johnson
Female voice: According to studies, many men say they have no close friendships. [2 walks in the door] And three and four report receiving all their emotional support from their wife or girlfriend. Often the moment they come home from work.[Pete walks to Ego]
Pete: Hi, how are you? I miss you. Am I balding? Dune?
Ego: Okay, cool. Hi, honey.
Pete: Vin Diesel has a twin brother.
Ego: Oh, honey.[Cut to Alex an Heidi]
Heidi: When I walk in the door, my husband sort of rockets information at me for 25 minutes straight.
Alex: On a football team there’s 11 players, but with rugby there’s 15.
Heidi: And all the words come out fast and in the wrong order, because he hasn’t spoken to anyone else that day.
Ego: [to Pete] I need you to go out of the house and make a friend so you talk to other people about this stuff. And not just me.
Pete: That’s insane. Where would I even go?
Female voice: Finally, there’s a place. With Man Park, it’s like a dog park but for guys in relationships, so they can make friends and have an outlet besides their girlfriends and wives.[Pete walks to Alex in the park]
Pete: Rise and grind?
Alex: Rise and grind.[they shake their hands]
Pete: [to other men] Rise and grind brother.[Ego and Heidi looking at their husbands happily]
Ego: They’re networking.
Heidi: They’re doing so good.
Sarah: [to Chloe] Which one’s yours?
Chloe: He’s a little shy. [pointing at her husband. He’s hiding under the table.] Go say hi.
Female voice: It’s not their fault masculinity makes intimacy so hard.
Chloe: [whispering to Kyle] You got this.[Kyle walks to other men]
James: Marvel.[they start saying “Marvel” happily with each other.]
Female voice: We know not all men get along. So, there are separate parks for large breeds.
Female voice: And small breeds.
Female voice: There’s room for all their favorite male bonding activities.
Men singing: Coz I miss the bright side
Female voice: And after they run around and yell, they can cool down with an IPA and really connect real talk.
Andrew: Real talk. Who’s the GOAT?? Michael Jordan? OR Tom Brady?
Aristotle: How about Bo Burnham?[Andrew drops his glass of beer]
Andrew: Will you be my best man?
Melissa: You’re not even engaged yet.
Ego: I’m so glad he has someone else to talk to.
Pete: Hey, hey, did you know Vin Diesel has a twin brother?
Alex: What? Amazing!
Ego: Why is that what they’re talking about?
Heidi: Men are taught that it’s weak to rely on each other. So, I guess in that way, and don’t quote me on this, It’s harder to be a man. Wait, no. Is this filming don’t show my face saying that.
Male voice: Man Park. Ladies get in free.