Male voice: You’re a man and you’ve got skin, lots of it. Make it work for you with a line of revolutionary skin ammo from Man Stain. Formulated just for the guys, Man Stain helps you look your best.
Dan Levy: I’m sorry. What is Man Stain?
Male voice: It levels up your mug for peak appearance performance.
Dan Levy: So, it’s make up?
Male voice: Nah, dude. Make up’s for girls. Man Stain’s just for the guys. [Alex opens what looks like a can of soda. Then he pours some of it on his hand and starts applying it on his face.] Annihilate redness, vanquish vine lines and [bleep] block impurities. With Man Stain double IPA tinted dude fluid.
Dan Levy: Okay. You’re using very violent language to describe it but yes, see? It’s base. It has a tint.
Male voice: Wanna look like you just came from a real nut busting workout at the gym?Then you need Man Stain’s x-ertion nice and rust booster.[Alex is wearing a make up using what looks like a brush on a tip of a gun.]
Dan Levy: Okay. That is blush in a gun. Is that what you want it to be?
Male voice: You’re down but you’re not out, you big ass [bleep].
Dan Levy: It’s okay to want to look nice.
Male voice: So, sag up and try the whole damn line. Man Stain Manscara for maximum alertness. Mouth grease for a glossy manly pout. And meat lover’s guyshadow eye dirt pizza compact.
Dan Levy: Sells like pepperoni but it is still makeup.
Male voice: You’re a man, god dammit. You might as well look like one. And if you got a problem with that, you can go straight to hell.
Dan Levy: You guys look good.
Male voice: Man Stain, from the makers of Nutrisystem for men. It’s not a diet, coz that’s what girls do.
Dan Levy: And is this beauty blender a football?
Male voice: Hell, yeah.
Dan Levy: Why?