Jennifer Coolidge… Chloe Fineman
Male voice: And now, Jennifer Coolidge is impressed by Christmas Stuff.
Jennifer Coolidge: Hi, I’m Jennifer Coolidge. I love Christmas.
[Stockings] Oh, look at this. A big sock full of gifts. You know the ultimate stocking stuffer is a foot.
[Christmas Lights] Christmas lights, so colorful. You know, one year I got the blinking ones. I left my Christmas tree out all night and learn my cat was epileptic,
[Christmas Carol] That’s really good. Did you write this song?
Michael: Did I write Jingle Bells?
Jennifer Coolidge: Yeah?
Michael: No.
Jennifer Coolidge: You know who did?
Michael: I don’t know. Some guy.
[Eggnog]
Jennifer Coolidge: Umm, a big cup of eggnog. Kind of weird. Tastes like I’m drinking Santa’s [bleep].
[Menorah] Oh, happy birthday. I forgot to make a wish.
[Christmas Present] Oh wow. Christmas present. It could be anything in here. I want to shake it. Give me some music. [starts shaking the gift] Sounds like an antique doll with one eye. [opens the gift] Oh, I was right..
Male voice: Merry Christmas from Jennifer Coolidge.