Davis… James Austin Johnson
Joanne… Aidy Bryant
Skim… Kenan Thompson
Kyle Mooney
Natasha Lyonne
Cecily Strong
[Starts with video clips of different people]
Davis: My name is Davis. And I’m stupid.
Joanne: Hi, I’m Joanne. And for as long as I can remember. I’ve been a stupid person.
Skim: I’m scare. And my parents are both stupid. I’m stupid. And the grandson is stupid.
Kyle: Nearly one in five US adults live with a mental illness or learning disability.
Natasha: And we are not that. Believe me. They checked.
Davis: I’m just plain stupid.
Skim: I always knew I was different things. Things were obvious to everyone else were always very complicated for me.
Joanne: Jokes have to be explained. Movies have to be explained. Foods have to be explained. Slowly.
Cecily: [speaking on larynx Device] I don’t need this thing. I just thought it sounded cool. I guess that’s stupid.
Natasha: Most people like me go their whole lives without ever knowing they’re stupid. But we’re everywhere. We drive your buses, we run companies.
Davis: I write laws.
Kyle: And I don’t even know what I do.
Cecily: I found out I was stupid walking full speed into a glass window. A stained glass window.
Davis: Sarcasm just sounds like lies to me.
Joanne: Being stupid is not a choice.
Cecily: [on larynx device]It’s not a choice.
Skim: It’s a choice.
Natasha: Just because you are a stupid person doesn’t mean you don’t have a voice. So get out there.
Cecily: Get out there.
Natasha: And vote.
Davis: And vote. Let your voice be heard.
Skim: Vote.
Cecily: Vote.
Kyle: I’m stupid. And I vote.
Natasha: I vote. And I am very stupid.
Skim: Wait. This ain’t my grandson.
Joanne: Because my stupid vote counts as much as anybody else’s.
Cecily: And sometimes, way more like, in my county.
Natasha: So don’t let them stop you.
Davis: Don’t let them confuse you.
Skim: Somebody will say something. And then somebody else says something else. It’s just a match.
Cecily: You can vote. You can buy a gun.
Natasha: You can buy all the guns.
Davis: I watch one channel and I get so mad.
Joanne: My son’s wife is a smart person. She’s tearing us apart. Vote.
Davis: Get out there.
Skim: Vote every day if you have to.
Cecily: It’s not like they ask if you’re stupid.
Natasha: Nobody should have to learn things if they don’t want to.
Skim: I vote for donkey. But sometimes I like elephant.
Cecily: I want a candidate that smiles at me.
Joanne: The computer screen said prove you’re not a robot. So I cut myself.
Skim: Somebody will see a joke. And I’m like, is that real?
Natasha: My screen time is 14 hours a day. But they don’t know. I have another phone.
Davis: Vote.
Skim: Vote.
Kyle: volt!
Cecily: Dance.
Joanne: Vote for a tall man.
Natasha: Vote because they give you a sticker and you can put it anywhere.
Skim: Wait, this is my grandson.