Michael Che
[Starts with Michael Che in his set]
Michael Che: Well, it’s almost summer and as the weather changes, so do styles and trends. Here to comment on what’s in for summer or to trend forecasters.
[Trend forecasters slide in]
[cheers and applause]
Aidy: Yes, here we go now.
Michael Che: Thanks for coming back. I can see you’re ready for warm weather.
Aidy: Yes. We had a meeting this morning with the Sun.
Bowen: We typed what it told us into our big throbbing computer. Here is the report.
[music playing]
Aidy: Our first category is summer fruit trends.
Bowen: In, grapes with seeds.
Aidy: In, tying cherry stem with tongue to impress for sex.
Bowen: In, watermelon sugar song. And out…
Aidy and Bowen: Navel orange.
Bowen: Navel orange? Eww! Why do you have a belly button? You’re a fruit!
Aidy: What’s next? Honey doos with C section scar?
Aidy and Bowen: Navel orange, go to bed, bitch.
Michael Che: Why do you guys always have to yell?
Aidy: Because if we whisper, no one listens. Our next category is greeting trends in. In, hey.
Bowen: In, Catherine?
Aidy: In, come on in guys. Welcome to Hooters.
Bowen: And out…
Aidy and Bowen: This is your captain speaking.
Bowen: Huh? No! You’re flying a plane, not hosting a podcast.
Aidy: You’re a pilot. Captains are for boats, you sky bitch!
Bowen: By the way, your girl workers are giving me vodka back here. We’re having an amazing time without you.
Aidy and Bowen: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Go to bed, bitch.
Michael Che: Are you both okay? Are you okay?
[Aidy screams]
Aidy: Oh, no. We’re terrified. Because the next category is here.
Aidy and Bowen: Time trends.
Aidy: In 3:25 PM.
Bowen: In, about 10 to 15 minutes.
Aidy: In, midnight when you turn to pumpkin.
Bowen: And out…
Aidy and Bowen: When the kitchen is closed.
Bowen: Well, the kitchen’s closed? Well, how interesting. I can see people moving around back there.
Aidy: All I want is a complicated dish that’s not on the menu and I’m allergic to everything.
Bowen: The kitchen’s closed?
Aidy and Bowen: Go to bed, bitch.
Michael Che: Yeah. I love when you guys come but I never understand anything you are saying.
Aidy: Well, good. Than just enjoy the view, Mr. Che.
Bowen: And pay attention to future trends.
Aidy: In, 10 nice years.
Bowen: In, a friend I couldn’t have done this without.
Aidy: And wow, look who’s back. In.
Bowen: It’s navel orange, we love your girl.
Aidy: Congratulations, naval orange.
[clapping]
Michael Che: Wait. So, what’s gonna be out in the future?
Aidy: Well Michael, the computer has ousted three trends.
Bowen: And you know they have to be a victor to hell.
Aidy: Out, is pretty little bouquet…
Bowen: Expensive tiara…
Aidy and Bowen: And Michael che.
[Michael Che is holding a pretty little bouquet and wearing a tiara]
Michael Che: [screaming] No!
Aidy: But, I’m just hearing. Something new is in. In, my best guys kissing me.
Bowen: Well, then we must.
[Michael Che and Bowen kiss Aidy on her cheeks]
Michael Che: Trend forecasters, everybody.
Aidy: We love you.