Rob Dyrdek… Mikey Day
Steelo Brim… Kenan Thompson
Chanel West Coast… Chloe Fineman
Lee Lee Two Times… Jenna Ortega
Female voice: You’re watching MTV. At 9, it’s 3 Straight Days of Ridiculousness. But first, All new Ridiculousness.
Rob: what is up? What is up? Welcome to ridiculousness. I’m Rob Dyrdek. And you wouldn’t know it from my clothes, but I’m almost 50, ya’ll. Joining me as always, Steelo Brim and Chanel West Coast.
Steelo: What up, Rob?
Chanel: Ah-ha-ha-ha. I’m already laughing.
Rob: Ha-ha. And today’s special guests, you know her from TikTok, Lee Lee Two Times.
Lee Lee: Yo, what up, what up?
Rob: Yo, congrats on all your success and for looking fine as hell.
Lee Lee: Thank you, thank you. Yeah, just turned 70 last week.
Rob: 17! Oopsie! I meant fine as hell as a friend. Alright. Let’s watch them vids, kids. This is Fallin’ Off. Alright first, peep these fools partying on a boat up in here. Oopsie!
Steelo: Oh, it’s white girl overboard.
Chanel: That looks like it hurt, yo.
Rob: Yeah, that’s why my ass don’t mess with boats.
Lee Lee: Yeah, I feel you, I feel you. I was on this family vacay one time, right? My cousin Haley was doing that white girl selfie pose at the front of the boat. We had a wave and bam! She felt right off that boat but like got swept under the propeller cut her head off.
Rob: Oh my god. That is horrific.
Lee Lee: Yeah, yeah. And the worst part was because like, all the blood, like 100 little Finding Nemo looking fish came around and started eating out her head. Yeah, it was visceral.
Steelo: I’m so sorry girl.
Rob: Yeah, me too. Alright, let’s keep another vid. Let’s try keep on anecdotes more like fun, less tragic and upsetting, dawg. Okay, check this out. Yo, this this cat dude, what? Oh-oh. Cup head. Oh no. Mi-oink! Ha-ha. Yo, that cat was tripping. Chanel like that one right there.
Chanel: Yo, I can’t! I can’t!
Lee Lee: Yo, cats are a trip.
Steelo: Yeah man, they crazy.
Lee Lee: Yeah, like growing up our cat Sadie was always getting pregnant.
Steelo: Okay. Okay. So Sadie a hoe.
Lee Lee: Yeah, Saie a hoe for real. She was giving birth one time and six kittens come out.
Steelo: Yeah, all of them looking different than their daddy. Ha-ha-ha. Yo Sadie, who you smashing?
Lee Lee: Nah, they came out fuse into one like big furry cat, ball of cat parts. And like ears, claws, tails, all sticking out. It was not fire.
Rob: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Chanel, you got a cat. You got any funny cat stories girl?
Chanel: [asking Lee Lee] Was the cat alive?
Lee Lee: Yeah, but like it didn’t have a mouth. So it was screaming from the inside like- [screaming with mouth closed]
Rob: Yeah, you don’t need to keep making that noise, Lee Lee. We got it. alright, we’re gonna play What’s Gonna Go Down. Here’s the first frame of our next vid. Okay. Oh-oh. We got a dude in a laundry basket at the top of some stairs. Alright. Steelo, what’s gonna go down?
Steelo: Oh, I think that dude’s flying out of that thing on the first stair man. What you think, Chanel?
Chanel: Same. So, um, how long does the cat have to live?
Rob: Yo, no more cat ball. Okay? The cat balls weird and sad. It’s not the vibe of the show. Okay?
Steelo: Yeah, I gotta agree on that, man. Let’s kill the cat ball.
Lee Lee: Actually, the mom cat killed the cat ball.
Rob: Yo, no more cat ball. Yo, the cat ball is done. Please. Okay, Lee, lee, what do you think is gonna go down in his vid?
Lee Lee: Okay, okay. I think this white boy gonna make all the way down to the bottom of the stairs. And he’s just gonna jump out and start a wilding.
Rob: Ha-ha, okay. Then he’s gonna fall on his ass?
Lee Lee: Ha-ha, no he’s gonna get a text because his parents were murdered.
Rob: No. No. Not that, y’all. Alright, you know what? We’re gonna take a quick break, reset the vibe. And we’ll be back with more ridiculousness.
Lee Lee: I got a picture of a cat ball if anyone wants to see.
Rob: I mean, I’ll take a look.