Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 2
[FADE IN on Paul Simon clapping onstage while the entire cast, dressed in bee costumes, gathers behind him.]
Paul Simon: Well be back… well be in a moment with, uh–
[He turns around and notices the Bees.]
Paul Simon: Oh, my goodness! Im really sorry, the Bees numbers cut!
Jane Curtin: What?
Dan Aykroyd: Aw, shucks!
Paul Simon: It didnt work last week. Its cut. Im sorry.
[The forlorn Bees walk offstage.]
John Belushi: Okay.
[Belushi backs off with his palms upraised and a tense smile. FADE to black as Simon watches the others walk away.]
Submitted by: Joe Cornfield