Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 2
[FADE IN on Paul Simon clapping onstage while the entire cast, dressed in bee costumes, gathers behind him.]
Paul Simon: Well be back… well be in a moment with, uh–[He turns around and notices the Bees.]
Paul Simon: Oh, my goodness! Im really sorry, the Bees numbers cut!
Jane Curtin: What?
Dan Aykroyd: Aw, shucks!
Paul Simon: It didnt work last week. Its cut. Im sorry.[The forlorn Bees walk offstage.]
John Belushi: Okay.
Submitted by: Joe Cornfield