Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 3
75c: Rob Reiner
[ open on a funeral scene, open casket centered between two rows of chairs ]
[ mourners arrive and take their seats along the rows ]
[ finally, the priest appears to the casket’s side and stares at the deceased ]
[ the priest then picks up an oversized pack of Wrigley’s Gum and holds it along the casket ]
Priest: Carry it with you!
[ the mourners turn around in their seats and wave their arms before the camera ]
Mourners: [ choir-voice ] Fresh Mint Flavor!!!
[ fade ]