SNL Transcripts: Rob Reiner: 10/25/75: Wrigley’s Gum


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 3

75c: Rob Reiner

Wrigley’s Gum

Priest…..Tom Schiller

[ open on a funeral scene, open casket centered between two rows of chairs ] [ mourners arrive and take their seats along the rows ] [ finally, the priest appears to the casket’s side and stares at the deceased ] [ the priest then picks up an oversized pack of Wrigley’s Gum and holds it along the casket ]

Priest: Carry it with you!

[ the mourners turn around in their seats and wave their arms before the camera ]

Mourners: [ choir-voice ] Fresh Mint Flavor!!!

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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