SNL Transcripts: Candice Bergen: 11/08/75: Attractive


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 4

75d: Candice Bergen / Esther Phillips


…..Chevy Chase
…..Jacqueline Carlin

[ open on attractive couple walking arm-in-arm through Central Park ] [ they walk through a tunnel ] [ they take a boat ride through the lagoon ] [ they smile as they watch a passing parade ] [ they grab a frankfurter from a cart vendor ] [ they continue to stroll through the park arm-in-arm, smiling all the way ]

Announcer: Neither of these people use any commercial product to make themselves more attractive to each other.

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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