SNL Transcripts: Lily Tomlin: 11/22/75: Interracial Couple


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 6

75f: Lily Tomlin

Interracial Couple

Room Service…..Chevy Chase
Miss Gibson…..Jane Curtin
Black Man…..Garrett Morris

[ open on Black Man and White Woman (Miss Gibson) making out on the couch in a Southern hotel room ] [ a knock is heard at the door ]

Room Serivce: [ enters room carrying newspaper ] Sunday paper, Miss Gibson. [ notices Miss Gibson and Black Man making out ] Oh. I’m terribly sorry, I.. I didn’t realize.. I’ll come back with it later.. No problem, there.. [ parts of the paper slide out from uner his arms and spill to the floor; he awkwardly attempts to pick them up, dropping other parts of the paper in the process ] You enjoying your stay here.. at the Atlanta house..? [ spills more of the paper, scrambles to collect it up ] I’ll just bring this back around lunchtime.. We bring a lunch up, as usual, Miss Gibson.. and.. you’ve seen the Starlight Room, I know..

Miss Gibson: Yes. I’ve seen it, yes.

Room Serivce: I’m sure you can get him in there.. [ continues to fumble with the paper ] It won’t be any problem right now.. I’ll be getting out of here.. right out of your way, now.. and hope you will be coming back to the hotel.. [ reaches the door, spilling more parts of the paper ] Sorry. Thank you. No problem at all.. Sorry. [ exits room, then re-enters to grab one last piece of the paper from the floor ] The real estate section here.. [ exits room for good ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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