SNL Transcripts: Lily Tomlin: 11/22/75: Interracial Couple

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  Season 1: Episode 6

75f: Lily Tomlin

Interracial Couple

Room Service…..Chevy Chase
Miss Gibson…..Jane Curtin
Black Man…..Garrett Morris

[ open on Black Man and White Woman (Miss Gibson) making out on the couch in a Southern hotel room ] [ a knock is heard at the door ]

Room Serivce: [ enters room carrying newspaper ] Sunday paper, Miss Gibson. [ notices Miss Gibson and Black Man making out ] Oh. I’m terribly sorry, I.. I didn’t realize.. I’ll come back with it later.. No problem, there.. [ parts of the paper slide out from uner his arms and spill to the floor; he awkwardly attempts to pick them up, dropping other parts of the paper in the process ] You enjoying your stay here.. at the Atlanta house..? [ spills more of the paper, scrambles to collect it up ] I’ll just bring this back around lunchtime.. We bring a lunch up, as usual, Miss Gibson.. and.. you’ve seen the Starlight Room, I know..

Miss Gibson: Yes. I’ve seen it, yes.

Room Serivce: I’m sure you can get him in there.. [ continues to fumble with the paper ] It won’t be any problem right now.. I’ll be getting out of here.. right out of your way, now.. and hope you will be coming back to the hotel.. [ reaches the door, spilling more parts of the paper ] Sorry. Thank you. No problem at all.. Sorry. [ exits room, then re-enters to grab one last piece of the paper from the floor ] The real estate section here.. [ exits room for good ] [ fade ]

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