SNL Transcripts: Candice Bergen: 12/20/75: Mel’s Char Palace II


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  Season 1: Episode 8

75h: Candice Bergen / Martha Reeves, The Stylistics

Mel’s Char Palace II

Mel…..Dan Aykroyd
Mrs. Mel…..Gilda Radner

Mel: Pow! Bam! You cut your own steaks! You find your own cow! You stun it! You drag it! You cut it! Mel’s saws are light! This little lady is Mrs. Mel! She does it!

[ Mrs. Mel walks up gripping a chainsaw and lets it rip ]

You cut your own steaks, roasts, and rumps! Any way you want ’em! ‘Cause you do the cutting — fast and easy! You cut! Your broil! Mel’s Char Palace! Route 15, Paramus!

[ dissolve to audience, zoom in on beared man with SUPER: “Chevy Chase’s Gay Lover” ] [ the man laughs hysterically ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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