SNL Transcripts: Candice Bergen: 12/20/75: Mel’s Char Palace III


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 8

75h: Candice Bergen / Martha Reeves, The Stylistics

Mel’s Char Palace III

Mel…..Dan Aykroyd
Mrs. Mel…..Gilda Radner

Mel: YOU find! YOU stun! YOU cut! YOU broil! Steaks the way YOU’VE always wanted ’em! Custom cut to YOUR taste and size! We make it easy! You get prod, apron, board, and saw! You find, you stun, you cut! No mistakes! You do the cutting! No excess fat! The most satisfying charbroiler YOU’VE ever eaten! You cut! You broil! Mel’s Char Palace! Route 17 and 15, Paramus!

[ Mrs. Mel walks up gripping a chainsaw and lets it rip ] [ dissolve to audience shot, zoom in on older man, with SUPER: “Wood Carver For Edgar Bergen” ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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