Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 8
Mel’s Char Palace III
Mrs. Mel…..Gilda Radner
Mel: YOU find! YOU stun! YOU cut! YOU broil! Steaks the way YOU’VE always wanted ’em! Custom cut to YOUR taste and size! We make it easy! You get prod, apron, board, and saw! You find, you stun, you cut! No mistakes! You do the cutting! No excess fat! The most satisfying charbroiler YOU’VE ever eaten! You cut! You broil! Mel’s Char Palace! Route 17 and 15, Paramus!
[ Mrs. Mel walks up gripping a chainsaw and lets it rip ]
[ dissolve to audience shot, zoom in on older man, with SUPER: “Wood Carver For Edgar Bergen” ]
[ fade ]