SNL Transcripts: Candice Bergen: 12/20/75: Candice Bergen’s Monologue


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 8

75h: Candice Bergen / Martha Reeves, The Stylistics

Candice Bergen’s Monologue

…..Candice Bergen

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — Candice Bergen!

Candice Bergen: Thank you very much. Um — I don’t have a snappy monologue tonight, I don’t have any sassy repartee, because, in fact, doing this show is my Christmas present to myself. I hosted it last month, and it was one of the nicest experiences I’ve ever had in my life. Uh — so I would like to thank our producer, Lorne Michaels for giving me such a swell Christmas — [ the audience erupts into applause ] and for creating a show that is so special, with such special people. Um — and speaking of special people, I can’t think of a better way to start the show than with Martha Reeves, not to mention Howard Shore and his Band of Angels.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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