SNL Transcripts: Candice Bergen: 12/20/75: Don Pardo Digital Gift Catalogue

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Season 1: Episode 8

75h: Candice Bergen / Martha Reeves, The Stylistics

Don Pardo Digital Gift Catalogue

….. Don Pardo (V/O)

[ FADE in on a photo of a man in a suit with a digital clock on his vest reading 12:48. The photo is framed in a holly wreath on a red background, with “AVAILABLE ONLY FROM THE DON PARDO DIGITAL GIFT CATALOGUE” written on the right side of the screen ]

Don Pardo (V/O): This digital vest is just one of the items available only through Don Pardo’s Digital Gift Catalogue. 129.95 at all outlets.

[ FADE out ]

Submitted by: Dan Pascoe

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