Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 8
Don Pardo Digital Gift Catalogue
….. Don Pardo (V/O)
[ FADE in on a photo of a man in a suit with a digital clock on his vest reading 12:48. The photo is framed in a holly wreath on a red background, with “AVAILABLE ONLY FROM THE DON PARDO DIGITAL GIFT CATALOGUE” written on the right side of the screen ]
Don Pardo (V/O): This digital vest is just one of the items available only through Don Pardo’s Digital Gift Catalogue. 129.95 at all outlets.
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Submitted by: Dan Pascoe