Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 8
75h: Candice Bergen / Martha Reeves, The Stylistics
Pong
…..Al Franken
…..Tom Davis
[ open on close-up of Pong screen in the middle of play ]
[ Tom Davis misses a shot, making the score 7-0 in Al Franken’s favor ]
Al Franken V/O: Tommy, did you see that?
[ Tom Davis misses a shot, making the score 8-0 in Al Franken’s favor ]
Al Franken V/O: Tommy, can you hear me?
[ “Pinball Wizard” begins to play in the background ]
[ Tom Davis misses a shot, making the score 9-0 in Al Franken’s favor ]
Al Franken V/O: Tommy, can you SEE me?
[ Tom Davis misses a shot, making the score 10-0 in Al Franken’s favor ]
Al Franken V/O: Hey, Tommy, can you see the moving dot?
[ Tom Davis misses a shot, making the score 11-0 in Al Franken’s favor ]
Al Franken V/O: You know, you may be a pinball wizard, but your Pong sure stinks!
[ fade ]