Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 9
Gilda & Elliot II
….. Elliot Gould
….. Gilda Radner
Elliott Gould: And now, it is my pleasure…
[ Gilda enters and interrupts Elliot ]
Gilda Radner: Elliot? Elliot? Um, who’s Lydia?
Elliot Gould: Who?
Gilda Radner: Lydia. I was just passing by your dressing room…
Elliot Gould: Oh, yeah. She’s an old friend, an old friend of mine.
Gilda Radner: She’s very pretty.
Elliot Gould: (trying to get off the subject) Yeah, right.
Gilda Radner: What does she do?
Elliot Gould: She used to be a model.
Gilda Radner: Oh. Do you like her?
Elliot Gould: Well, she’s an old friend and whenever I’m passing through New York I always try to see her.
Gilda Radner: Okay. Um, I just want you to know that I meant everything I said last night. And I know that you know that you meant everything you said last night.
Elliot Gould: Well…I don’t know if I said anything. (to camera) And now, Anne Murray.
Gilda Radner: Who’s Anne Murray?
[ The audience applauds, and Elliot starts explaining inaudibly to Gilda who Anne Murray is ]
Submitted by: Dan Pascoe