SNL Transcripts: Elliot Gould: 01/10/76: Gilda & Elliot II


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 9

75i: Elliot Gould / Anne Murray

Gilda & Elliot II

….. Elliot Gould
….. Gilda Radner

[ FADE IN on Elliot standing at home base ]

Elliott Gould: And now, it is my pleasure…

[ Gilda enters and interrupts Elliot ]

Gilda Radner: Elliot? Elliot? Um, who’s Lydia?

Elliot Gould: Who?

Gilda Radner: Lydia. I was just passing by your dressing room…

Elliot Gould: Oh, yeah. She’s an old friend, an old friend of mine.

Gilda Radner: She’s very pretty.

Elliot Gould: (trying to get off the subject) Yeah, right.

Gilda Radner: What does she do?

Elliot Gould: She used to be a model.

Gilda Radner: Oh. Do you like her?

Elliot Gould: Well, she’s an old friend and whenever I’m passing through New York I always try to see her.

Gilda Radner: Okay. Um, I just want you to know that I meant everything I said last night. And I know that you know that you meant everything you said last night.

Elliot Gould: Well…I don’t know if I said anything. (to camera) And now, Anne Murray.

Gilda Radner: Who’s Anne Murray?

[ The audience applauds, and Elliot starts explaining inaudibly to Gilda who Anne Murray is ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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