SNL Transcripts: Elliot Gould: 01/10/76: Gilda & Elliot II



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  Season 1: Episode 9



75i: Elliot Gould / Anne Murray

Gilda & Elliot II

….. Elliot Gould
….. Gilda Radner

[ FADE IN on Elliot standing at home base ]

Elliott Gould: And now, it is my pleasure…

[ Gilda enters and interrupts Elliot ]

Gilda Radner: Elliot? Elliot? Um, who’s Lydia?

Elliot Gould: Who?

Gilda Radner: Lydia. I was just passing by your dressing room…

Elliot Gould: Oh, yeah. She’s an old friend, an old friend of mine.

Gilda Radner: She’s very pretty.

Elliot Gould: (trying to get off the subject) Yeah, right.

Gilda Radner: What does she do?

Elliot Gould: She used to be a model.

Gilda Radner: Oh. Do you like her?

Elliot Gould: Well, she’s an old friend and whenever I’m passing through New York I always try to see her.

Gilda Radner: Okay. Um, I just want you to know that I meant everything I said last night. And I know that you know that you meant everything you said last night.

Elliot Gould: Well…I don’t know if I said anything. (to camera) And now, Anne Murray.

Gilda Radner: Who’s Anne Murray?

[ The audience applauds, and Elliot starts explaining inaudibly to Gilda who Anne Murray is ]

Submitted by: Dan Pascoe

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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