SNL Transcripts: Elliot Gould: 01/10/76: Gilda & Elliot III


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 9

75i: Elliot Gould / Anne Murray

Gilda & Elliot III

…..Gilda Radner
…..Elliot Gould
Mrs. Radner…..Paula Kahn

[ as everyone disperses the Killer Bees sketch, Gilda Radner approaches Elliot Gould ]

Gilda Radner: Um — Elliot? Do you have a few minutes? [ Elliot looks around, shrugs ] Just wait here, there’s somebody I want you to meet!

[ Gilda rushes to the set’s front door, admits an older woman onto the set ]

Gilda Radner: Um — Elliot? This is my mom. Mom, this is Elliot!

Mrs. Radner: Oh! I’m so glad to meet you!

Gilda Radner: How was yourr flight up, Mom?

Mrs. Radner: Oh, it was lovely, dear. We had dinner and drinks.

Gilda Radner: Oh! [ to Elliot ] Mom just flew in from Florida!

Elliot Gould: Well, it’s very nice to meet you, Mrs. Radner.

Mrs. Radner: It’s lovely to meet you, and I love ALL your pictures. Everyone likes them, and Michael thinks you’re just —

Gilda Radner: Uh, Michael’s my brother. He saw “Getting Straight” about six times! He’s taking a later flight, you can meet him later.

Mrs. Radner: [ to Elliot ] I want to thank you — I want to thank you for being so lovely to my daughter. You’re just a doll!

Elliot Gould: Uhhh —

Mrs. Radner: It’s such a pleasure to meet you.

Elliot Gould: Well, uh — uh — you must be very proud of Gilda, she’s so talented, and she’s gonna be a big star from this show here.

Gilda Radner: Thanks! [ to her mom ] Okay, well, we’ll see you later.

Elliot Gould: Okay.

Mrs. Radner: [ to Elliot ] It was a pleasure.

Elliot Gould: Oh, yeah, yeah…

Mrs. Radner: From what Gilda tells me, we should be seeing a lot of each other!

Elliot Gould: Oh?

Gilda Radner: Okay! Come on, Mom! Good bye, Elliot! [ they step away ]

Elliot Gould: [ desperately, to the camera ] Could we go to a commercial, or something, now?

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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