Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 9
….. Elliot Gould
….. Gilda Radner
Priest ….. Michael O’Donoghue
….. Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman
Elliot Gould: Do I say anything? When?
[ The camera pulls back to reveal the entire cast, except for Garrett Morris, standing on-stage with Elliot. Gilda is dressed in a wedding dress, Jane and Laraine are her bridesmaids, and Dan, John, and Chevy are all in tuxedos. A priest stands in front of Elliot and Gilda ]
Priest: I now pronounce you man and wife.
[ Applause. The credits roll as the camera pulls back on an overhead shot of the wedding. In the credits, Dave Wilson’s name is X’d out, a reference to the Killer Bees sketch earlier in the show ]
Don Pardo (V/O): The Muppets are Frank Oz, Jerry Nelson, Alice Tweedy, Richard Hunt, and Jim Henson. Also featured in tonight’s cast: Michael O’Donoghue and Paula Kahn. Lorne Michaels was played by Dave Wilson. Dave Wilson was played by Lorne Michaels. And guess who played Don Pardo? Next week’s host: Buck Henry. Good night!
Submitted by: Dan Pascoe