SNL Transcripts: Elliot Gould: 01/10/76: Goodnights


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 9

75i: Elliot Gould / Anne Murray


….. Elliot Gould
….. Gilda Radner
Priest ….. Michael O’Donoghue
….. Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman

[ FADE IN on a close-up of Elliot Gould at home base ]

Elliot Gould: Do I say anything? When?

[ The camera pulls back to reveal the entire cast, except for Garrett Morris, standing on-stage with Elliot. Gilda is dressed in a wedding dress, Jane and Laraine are her bridesmaids, and Dan, John, and Chevy are all in tuxedos. A priest stands in front of Elliot and Gilda ]

Priest: I now pronounce you man and wife.

[ Applause. The credits roll as the camera pulls back on an overhead shot of the wedding. In the credits, Dave Wilson’s name is X’d out, a reference to the Killer Bees sketch earlier in the show ]

Don Pardo (V/O): The Muppets are Frank Oz, Jerry Nelson, Alice Tweedy, Richard Hunt, and Jim Henson. Also featured in tonight’s cast: Michael O’Donoghue and Paula Kahn. Lorne Michaels was played by Dave Wilson. Dave Wilson was played by Lorne Michaels. And guess who played Don Pardo? Next week’s host: Buck Henry. Good night!

Submitted by: Dan Pascoe

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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