SNL Transcripts: Buck Henry: 01/17/76: Evelyn Woodski Speed Reader School

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  Season 1: Episode 10

75j: Buck Henry / Bill Withers, Toni Basil, The Blues Brothers

Evelyn Woodski Speed Reader School

Man…..Chevy Chase

[ open on man seated at desk rolling a joint ] [ he rolls the joint tightly, licks it, then places the joint on the desk and stares apprensively at it ] [ he then rolls up his right shirt sleeve, removes his belt, and tightens it around his arm ] [ finally, he takes the rolled-up joint and attempts to poke it into a vein in his arm ] [ the joint crumbles, as the man wrinkles his brow in wonder ] [ dissolve to title card ]

Announcer: [ with SUPER: “Why Do Yuo Think They Call It “Dope”? ] [ fade ]

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