SNL Transcripts: Buck Henry: 01/17/76: Evelyn Woodski Speed Reader School

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  Season 1: Episode 10

75j: Buck Henry / Bill Withers, Toni Basil, The Blues Brothers

Evelyn Woodski Speed Reader School

Man…..Chevy Chase

[ open on man seated at desk rolling a joint ]

[ he rolls the joint tightly, licks it, then places the joint on the desk and stares apprensively at it ]

[ he then rolls up his right shirt sleeve, removes his belt, and tightens it around his arm ]

[ finally, he takes the rolled-up joint and attempts to poke it into a vein in his arm ]

[ the joint crumbles, as the man wrinkles his brow in wonder ]

[ dissolve to title card ]

Announcer: [ with SUPER: “Why Do Yuo Think They Call It “Dope”? ]

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020. View all posts by Don Roy King