Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 10
Housewife: I thought I was going to DIE! It was MY turn to entertain the Bridge Club, when….[ dissolve to flashback: Housewife answers the door to her friends who have arrived for their Bridge game ] [ greetings are made, as the women enter ]
Jane: [ sniffing the air ] She served liver and fried onions again last night.
Judy: It smells like an armpit.
Housewife: She was right.
Judy: Your home needs a deodorizer — QUICKLY!
Housewife: I’d like it to smell better, Judy, but lately I’ve been reading so much about the dangers of aerosol sprays, that I’m afraid.
Judy: Your worries are over — there’s something new.[ Judy exits the house, then returns with a dolly carting a huge tube of Germasol ]
Judy: New Germasol Roll-On will get rid of embarrassing house odors.[ dissolve to the two women standing by the curtains ]
Judy: Just once in the morning, and you’re house will smell GREAT!
Judy: And your walls will remain dry ALL DAY![ Judy rolls Germasol up and down the wall ]
Judy: And it kills bacteria without the hazards of aerosol.[ Judy rolls Germasol across a desk ]
Housewife: [ smiling ] Judy! It smells better already!
Announcer: Germasol Roll-On. Now with three handy sizes: [ over images of houses ] Cape Cod… Colonial… and Condominium.[ fade ]