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Season 1: Episode 13

The Corrida

Ricardo Montalban…..Dan Aykroyd

[ open on actor Ricardo Montalban standing before a Corrida; sensual Spanish music plays in the background ]

Ricardo Montalban: As a Spaniard, I appreciate fine things. I love to feel the WIND and FIRE in my face! And when I choose a CAR… I choose a car with spirit! A car that would meet my evey need. The Corrrrrrida… is such a car!

[ Spanish guitars twang ]

Luxurious upholstery styled from rich salomander vinyl! Elogant doors crafted from rare Valencia cardboard! And a classic dashboard carved from plush Santiago styrofoam! And, yet, I constantly AMAZED at the affordibility of this magnificent automobile!

The Corrrrrrida! JUST as good a car… as I am an actor!

[ fade ]

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