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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 13

75m: Peter Boyle / Al Jarreau

The Corrida

Ricardo Montalban…..Dan Aykroyd

[ open on actor Ricardo Montalban standing before a Corrida; sensual Spanish music plays in the background ]

Ricardo Montalban: As a Spaniard, I appreciate fine things. I love to feel the WIND and FIRE in my face! And when I choose a CAR… I choose a car with spirit! A car that would meet my evey need. The Corrrrrrida… is such a car!

[ Spanish guitars twang ]

Luxurious upholstery styled from rich salomander vinyl! Elogant doors crafted from rare Valencia cardboard! And a classic dashboard carved from plush Santiago styrofoam! And, yet, I constantly AMAZED at the affordibility of this magnificent automobile!

The Corrrrrrida! JUST as good a car… as I am an actor!

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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