SNL Transcripts: Peter Boyle: 02/14/76: Goodnights

 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 13

75m: Peter Boyle / Al Jarreau


…..Peter Boyle

[ Boyle stands alone at Home Base ]

Peter Boyle: We’re running a little late now. There’s a friend of mine that’s very dear to me, who’s flown all the way in from San Francisco, and I’d like to wish her a lot of luck, and say hello to her. [ raises his arm towards the audience ] Patty, will you stand up?

[ cut to the audience, where a Patty Hearst look-a-like, shackled with handcuffs, stands, smiles and waves to the audience ]

Peter Boyle V/O: Thank you!

[ cut back to Boyle on stage ]

Peter Boyle: Thanks, Patty. Well, that.. that’s our.. that’s our Valentine’s Day. It’s really, it’s really been wonderful what they — hi.

[ the cast of Saturday Night Live, Al Jarreau, and two of the Shapiro Sisters run up on stage to join Boyle ]

Happy Valentine’s Day.

The Cast: Happy Valentine’s Day! Happy Valentine’s Day!

Peter Boyle: Good night, Mom!

Al Jarreau: Good night, Susan!

Helena & Jenny Shapiro: [ looking offstage for their missing sister ] Emily!

[ John Belushi leans in for a kiss from both young ladies ] [ Helena turns to Al Jarreau for help finding her sister, he smiles back at her ] [ Chevy Chase, who has been standing in the rear of the group, ducks under everyone and pops his head between Helena and Jenny’s arms ]

Chevy Chase: Where’s Emily?

[ John Belushi pulls Gilda Radner in for a bear hug, dropping her to the floor ] [ Chevy Chase glances around the studio with Helena and Jenny, as they finally spot Emily offstage and wave her towards them ]

Jenny Shapiro: Emily!

Chevy Chase: Emily!

Helena Shapiro: Emily!

Chevy Chase: Emily! Come here! Emily!

[ Emily rushes onto the stage to join her sisters in a tight bond with Chevy Chase, as he points her toward the camera ] [ the closing music pots up, as Chevy Chase lifts Emily up on his shoulders and the credits begin to scroll over them ]

Don Pardo V/O: The Shapiro Sisters mimed Natalie Cole, soon on Capitol Records. This is Don Pardo – good night.

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