SNL Transcripts: Jill Clayburgh: 02/28/76: Car Yummies


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 15

75o: Jill Clayburgh / Leon Redbone

Car Yummies

Mechanic…..Garrett Morris
Spokesman…..Dan Aykroyd

[ open on exterior, gas station, as Mechanic grabs pump and falls out of view ] [ Spokesman steps forward with product in hand ]

Spokesman: I’m sure your whole family loves cheese! But one member never gets enough — your car! That’s why we created… Car Yummies. [ he holds up product ] Shaped like little traffic signs, Car Yummies provide ALL the essential additives your car needs. Plus: a hearty cheddar flavor that automobiles really go for!

[ Mechanic returns to scene ]

Mechanic: Pets like ’em, too!

Spokesman: Right you are, Ted! No motor vehicle can resist these tempting tank-sized chunks. Is it any wonder that Auto Trend Magazine called them “The perfect between-pump snack for cars on the go”?

Mechanic: And, take it from me: A well-fed car gives better mileage with fewer repairs.

Spokesman: As a reward, as an appetizer, or simply as a regular program of fuel supplement, why not treat your car… to Car Yummies!

Mechanic: Car Yummies! Gives your car pep and lets your car know that you care!

[ superimpose logo on screen ]

Announcer: Gull Oil. We care for your car.

[ dissolve to audience, zoom in on bearded man with SUPER: “Wearing Rubber Underwear” ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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