Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 15
[ open on exterior, gas station, as Mechanic grabs pump and falls out of view ] [ Spokesman steps forward with product in hand ]
Spokesman: I’m sure your whole family loves cheese! But one member never gets enough — your car! That’s why we created… Car Yummies. [ he holds up product ] Shaped like little traffic signs, Car Yummies provide ALL the essential additives your car needs. Plus: a hearty cheddar flavor that automobiles really go for![ Mechanic returns to scene ]
Mechanic: Pets like ’em, too!
Spokesman: Right you are, Ted! No motor vehicle can resist these tempting tank-sized chunks. Is it any wonder that Auto Trend Magazine called them “The perfect between-pump snack for cars on the go”?
Mechanic: And, take it from me: A well-fed car gives better mileage with fewer repairs.
Spokesman: As a reward, as an appetizer, or simply as a regular program of fuel supplement, why not treat your car… to Car Yummies!
Mechanic: Car Yummies! Gives your car pep and lets your car know that you care![ superimpose logo on screen ]
Announcer: Gull Oil. We care for your car.[ dissolve to audience, zoom in on bearded man with SUPER: “Wearing Rubber Underwear” ] [ fade ]