SNL Transcripts: Jill Clayburgh: 02/28/76: Grable and Lombard/Goodnights

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  Season 1: Episode 15





75o: Jill Clayburgh / Leon Redbone

Grable and Lombard/Goodnights

Priest…..Chevy Chase
Betty Grable…..Jane Curtin
Carole Lombard…..Jill Clayburgh

[ open on Priest standing over a blushing bride ]

Priest: Do you, Betty, take Carole to be your lawful wedded wife?

Betty Grable: I do.

Priest: Do you, Carole, take Betty to be your lawful wedded wife?

Carole Lombard: I do.

Priest: I now pronounce you… wife and wife. You may kiss the bride.

[ Betty and Carole lean in to kiss, then freeze ]

Announcer: And now, the never told story of… “Grable and Lombard”.

[ loud applause drowns out the rest of Don Pardo’s announcement ]

Jill Clayburgh: [ waving ] Good night!

[ credits roll ]

Announcer: Next week, watch “NBC Weekend with Lloyd Dobbin”. Two weeks from tonight, our “saturday Night” host will be Anthony Perkins, with special musical guest Diane Keaton. And our announcer will still sound like Don Pardo. Yawn. Good night.31:30

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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