Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 1: Episode 15
Grable and Lombard/Goodnights
Betty Grable…..Jane Curtin
Carole Lombard…..Jill Clayburgh
Priest: Do you, Betty, take Carole to be your lawful wedded wife?
Betty Grable: I do.
Priest: Do you, Carole, take Betty to be your lawful wedded wife?
Carole Lombard: I do.
Priest: I now pronounce you… wife and wife. You may kiss the bride.[ Betty and Carole lean in to kiss, then freeze ]
Announcer: And now, the never told story of… “Grable and Lombard”.
Jill Clayburgh: [ waving ] Good night![ credits roll ]
Announcer: Next week, watch “NBC Weekend with Lloyd Dobbin”. Two weeks from tonight, our “saturday Night” host will be Anthony Perkins, with special musical guest Diane Keaton. And our announcer will still sound like Don Pardo. Yawn. Good night.31:30