SNL Transcripts: Dyan Cannon: 05/15/76: Next Week


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 20

75t: Dyan Cannon / Leon & Mary Russell

Next Week

…..Gilda Radner
…..Laraine Newman
…..Buck Henry

[ open on Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman standing on stage ]

Gilda Radner: Laraine. uh —

[ Buck Henry appears behind them ]

Buck Henry: Hi, Gilda! Laraine!

Gilda Radner: [ waving him off ] Wait one second. [ to Laraine ] Uh, Laraine, you know that next week, May 22nd, on “Saturday Night”, Buck Henry will be the host of the show.

Laraine Newman: Buck Henry?! [ she clamps her hands to her face and sticks out her tongue ] Eeuuuuggghhh!!

Gilda Radner: Laraine, he was on before, he was wonderful…

Laraine Newman: Uggghhhh, he’s DIS-GUST-ING!!

Gilda Radner: Laraine, he was really good —

Buck Henry: [ interrupting ] Gor — Gord — Gordon Lightfoot will be on —

Gilda Radner: [ waving him off ] Could you just wait one second? [ to Laraine ] Laraine, you must be nice —


[ Gilda acknowledges that Buck is standing behins them ]

Laraine Newman: Buck! How are you!

Buck Henry: Hi, Laraine!

Laraine Newman: Oh, how do you do?

[ Laraine leans in to kiss Buck, but he rebuffs her ]

Gilda Radner: [ laughing ] Buck, we’ll be excited to work with you next week.

[ both girls lean in to hug Buck, as he stick his tongue out ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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