SNL Transcripts: Dyan Cannon: 05/15/76: Next Week


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 20

75t: Dyan Cannon / Leon & Mary Russell

Next Week

…..Gilda Radner
…..Laraine Newman
…..Buck Henry

[ open on Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman standing on stage ]

Gilda Radner: Laraine. uh —

[ Buck Henry appears behind them ]

Buck Henry: Hi, Gilda! Laraine!

Gilda Radner: [ waving him off ] Wait one second. [ to Laraine ] Uh, Laraine, you know that next week, May 22nd, on “Saturday Night”, Buck Henry will be the host of the show.

Laraine Newman: Buck Henry?! [ she clamps her hands to her face and sticks out her tongue ] Eeuuuuggghhh!!

Gilda Radner: Laraine, he was on before, he was wonderful…

Laraine Newman: Uggghhhh, he’s DIS-GUST-ING!!

Gilda Radner: Laraine, he was really good —

Buck Henry: [ interrupting ] Gor — Gord — Gordon Lightfoot will be on —

Gilda Radner: [ waving him off ] Could you just wait one second? [ to Laraine ] Laraine, you must be nice —


[ Gilda acknowledges that Buck is standing behins them ]

Laraine Newman: Buck! How are you!

Buck Henry: Hi, Laraine!

Laraine Newman: Oh, how do you do?

[ Laraine leans in to kiss Buck, but he rebuffs her ]

Gilda Radner: [ laughing ] Buck, we’ll be excited to work with you next week.

[ both girls lean in to hug Buck, as he stick his tongue out ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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