Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 2: Episode 9
Pilson’s Feed Bag Dinners
[ open on Chevy Chase exiting his house ]
Chevy Chase: Hi, I’m Chevy Chase! And if you’re skipping meals because you just can’t find the time to eat them, why not try a Pilson’s Feed Bag Dinner? You know, each Pilson’s Feed Bag Dinner has three scrumptious courses – soup, your choice of six exciting entrees, plus a yummy Apple Brown Betty. And it straps right on to your face.
[ enters his car ]
I’m fifteen minutes late for an important date right now, and I just haven’t got time to eat. [ straps on feed bag and begins to chow down ] Mmm-hmm. Tuna. Tastes great already!
[ jingle appears over cuts of various people strapping on their feed bags in unusual places – in the shower, digging a ditch, driving a cab, etc. ]
Jingle: “Eat lunch and run, everyone
Feed your face any place.
Tie one on any place.
With Pilson’s Feed Bag Dinners
you’ve got time to feed your face.”
[ cut to Chevy’s date entering his car ]
Date: Hi, honey! So where are we going to eat?
Chevy Chase: [ turns to face camera and laughs as he points to his feed bag ]
Jingle: Feed Bags, from Pilson’s.
[Audience shot. One guy has a Pilson’s Feedbag Dinner strapped on. His caption reads: NY STATE LOTTERY LOSER]