SNL Transcripts: Jodie Foster: 11/27/76: Pilson’s Feed Bag Dinners


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 2: Episode 9

76i: Jodie Foster / Brian Wilson

Pilson’s Feed Bag Dinners

…..Chevy Chase
Date…..Jacqueline Carlin

[ open on Chevy Chase exiting his house ]

Chevy Chase: Hi, I’m Chevy Chase! And if you’re skipping meals because you just can’t find the time to eat them, why not try a Pilson’s Feed Bag Dinner? You know, each Pilson’s Feed Bag Dinner has three scrumptious courses – soup, your choice of six exciting entrees, plus a yummy Apple Brown Betty. And it straps right on to your face.

[ enters his car ]

I’m fifteen minutes late for an important date right now, and I just haven’t got time to eat. [ straps on feed bag and begins to chow down ] Mmm-hmm. Tuna. Tastes great already!

[ jingle appears over cuts of various people strapping on their feed bags in unusual places – in the shower, digging a ditch, driving a cab, etc. ]

Jingle: “Eat lunch and run, everyone
Feed your face any place.
Tie one on any place.
With Pilson’s Feed Bag Dinners
you’ve got time to feed your face.”

[ cut to Chevy’s date entering his car ]

Date: Hi, honey! So where are we going to eat?

Chevy Chase: [ turns to face camera and laughs as he points to his feed bag ]

Jingle: Feed Bags, from Pilson’s.

[Audience shot. One guy has a Pilson’s Feedbag Dinner strapped on. His caption reads: NY STATE LOTTERY LOSER]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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