Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 2: Episode 13
76m: Fran Tarkenton / Leo Sayer, Donny Harper Singers
French Liquid
Announcer…..Michael O’Donoghue
Third Woman in line…..Edie Baskin
Fourth Woman in line…..Anne Beatts
Fifth Woman in line…..Rosie Shuster
[ open on saleslady demonstrating her product at the perfume counter, a line of women standing in front of her ]
Announcer: Every time you buy a perfume… one million other women are buying the same perfume.
[ close-up of product ]
But now, there is French Liquid. One million women can wear French Liquid, and it won’t smell quite the same on any of them.
[ slow pan across the line of women, from front to back ]
[ over first woman in line ]
For example, on her, it smells like wildflowers…
[ over second woman in line ]
On her, it smells like tropic rain…
[ over third woman in line ]
On her, it smells like warm rain pellets…
[ over fourth woman in line ]
On her, it smells like Cicely Tyson’s toothbrush…
[ over fifth woman in line ]
On her, it smells like a dead otter in the drainpipe…
[ full shot of women standing in line ]
French Liquid. Vive le difference!
[ dissolve to audience shot, zoom in on women with CAPTION: “On Her It Smells Like French Kitty-Litter” ]
