Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 2: Episode 14
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February 26th, 1977
Steve Martin
The Kinks
Lily Tomlin
Buster Holmes
Cheryl Hardwick
Joe Dicso
Howard Shore
Anne Beatts
Tom Davis
Jim Downey
Al Franken
Mitchell Laurance
Marilyn Suzanne Miller
Michael O’Donoghue
Tom Schiller
Rosie Shuster
Alan Zwiebel
Steve’s Head TripSummary: The cast is dismayed to learn that Steve Martin has let his recent success go to his head.
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Montage
Steve Martin’s MonologueSummary: During his stand-up routine, Steve Martin gets happy feet and describes “getting small.”
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The Coneheads At HomeSummary: An IRS agent (Steve Martin) questions the Coneheads about their tax returns.
Recurring Characters: Beldar Conehead, Prymaat Conehead, Connie Conehead.
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Garrett Morris sings “Nur wer die Sehnsucht kennt”
Celebrity WeightliftingSummary: Jackie Onassis (Gilda Radner) is no match for Russian chanpion, Vasselai Alexev (John Belushi).
Recurring Characters: Jackie Onassis.
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The Kinks perform a medley of their hitsSummary: A medley consisting of “You Really Got Me Going”, “All Day And All of the Night”, “Well-Respected Man”, and “Lola” medley
Weekend Update with Jane CurtinSummary: Laraine Newman reports from a dangerous military aircraft.
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Dr. Breadloaf’s Quick-Loss Diet BookSummary: Dr. Breadloaf (Gilda Radner) eats the pages of her book for quick nourishment.
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Broadway Baby
Pull The PlugSummary: A doctor (Steve Martin) advises that parents (Bill Murray, Jane Belushi) pull the plug on their comatose son (John Belushi).
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Buster Holmes’ RestaurantSummary: Buster Holmes shows off his New Orleans restaurant.
Hollywood BingoSummary: The introduction of a full card of celebrity guests takes up the game show’s full running time.
Recurring Characters: Farrah Fawcett, Vincent Price, Robert Blake, Sammy Davis, Jr., Sandy Duncan, Charo.
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From The Big Orange To The Big AppleSummary: Lily Tomlin takes her characters to New York City.
Roots IISummary: More oppressed ancestors of Alex Haley (Garrett Morris).
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The Kinks performs “Sleepwalker”
Singles BarSummary: At a singles bar, a man (Steve Martin) and a woman (Gilda Radner) learn they share odd traits.
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GoodnightsTranscript