SNL Transcripts: Hugh Hefner: 10/15/77



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Saturday Night Live:
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October 15th, 1977

Hugh Hefner

Libby Titus

Andy Kaufman

None

Tom Davis

Mitchell Laurance

Tom Schiller

Anne Beatts

Andy Murphy

Neil Levy

Rosie Shuster

Paul Shaffer
Playboy’s Party JokesSummary: A Playboy bunny (Laraine Newman) reads the jokes from an oversized page of Playboy magazine.

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Montage

Hugh Hefner’s MonologueSummary: Hugh Hefner sings “Thank Heaven for Little Girls”, as a scroll reveals the true intent of his performance.

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Angora BouquetSummary: The soap so pure that it can wash a housewife’s (Jane Curtin) mind.

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Planet Of The Men Vs. Planet Of The WomenSummary: In outer space, Captain Macho (Hugh Hefner) leads his crew in an attack on Captain Estrogena (Jane Curtin) and her crew.

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Libby Titus performs “Fool That I Am”

The Anyone Can Host” ContestSummary: Garrett Morris updates viewers on the contest’s progress thus far.

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The X-PoliceSummary: “Magnum Force”-style X-Police officers (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray) break into the home of a pair of pot-smokers (John Belushi, Jane Curtin) and kill them for violating the law.

Recurring Characters: X-Police.

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Circular Bed Sex ResearchSummary: A co-ed’s (Jane Curtin) circular bed research with Hugh Hefner is interrupted by a query from President Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd).

Recurring Characters: President Jimmy Carter.

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Listening To Great MusicSummary: John Belushi goes berserk while listening to “Ride Of The Valkyries”.

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Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroydummary: An NBC tour group is led through the “Weekend Update” set. Nadia Comaneci (Gilda Radner) insists that spectators come watch her perform gymnastics while she’s still young and cute. NBC’s Dancing “N” dances delivers a news bulletin.

Recurring Characters: Nadia Comaneci.

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Sex In CinemaRecurring Characters: Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn.

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3 R’sRecurring Characters: Colleen Fernman.

The Story Of H

The Playboy PhilosophySummary: In ancient Greek, Hugh Hefner outlines his philosophy to Socrates (John Belushi) and Plato (Garrett Morris).

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Magical EulogyTranscript

Andy Kaufman

The Farbers at the Playboy ClubRecurring Characters: Larry Farber, Bobbi Farber.

GoodnightsTranscript

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