Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 3: Episode 3
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Saturday Night Live:
The Complete Third
Season on DVD
Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:Bit Players:
October 15th, 1977
Hugh Hefner
Libby Titus
Andy Kaufman
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Tom Davis
Mitchell Laurance
Tom Schiller
Anne Beatts
Andy Murphy
Neil Levy
Rosie Shuster
Paul Shaffer
Playboy’s Party Jokes
Summary: A Playboy bunny (Laraine Newman) reads the jokes from an oversized page of Playboy magazine.
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Montage
Hugh Hefner’s Monologue
Summary: Hugh Hefner sings “Thank Heaven for Little Girls”, as a scroll reveals the true intent of his performance.
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Angora Bouquet
Summary: The soap so pure that it can wash a housewife’s (Jane Curtin) mind.
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Planet Of The Men Vs. Planet Of The Women
Summary: In outer space, Captain Macho (Hugh Hefner) leads his crew in an attack on Captain Estrogena (Jane Curtin) and her crew.
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Libby Titus performs “Fool That I Am”
The Anyone Can Host” Contest
Summary: Garrett Morris updates viewers on the contest’s progress thus far.
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The X-Police
Summary: “Magnum Force”-style X-Police officers (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray) break into the home of a pair of pot-smokers (John Belushi, Jane Curtin) and kill them for violating the law.
Recurring Characters: X-Police.
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Circular Bed Sex Research
Summary: A co-ed’s (Jane Curtin) circular bed research with Hugh Hefner is interrupted by a query from President Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd).
Recurring Characters: President Jimmy Carter.
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Listening To Great Music
Summary: John Belushi goes berserk while listening to “Ride Of The Valkyries”.
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Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
ummary: An NBC tour group is led through the “Weekend Update” set. Nadia Comaneci (Gilda Radner) insists that spectators come watch her perform gymnastics while she’s still young and cute. NBC’s Dancing “N” dances delivers a news bulletin.
Recurring Characters: Nadia Comaneci.
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Sex In Cinema
Recurring Characters: Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn.
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3 R’s
Recurring Characters: Colleen Fernman.
The Story Of H
The Playboy Philosophy
Summary: In ancient Greek, Hugh Hefner outlines his philosophy to Socrates (John Belushi) and Plato (Garrett Morris).
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Magical Eulogy
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Andy Kaufman
The Farbers at the Playboy Club
Recurring Characters: Larry Farber, Bobbi Farber.
Goodnights
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