Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 3: Episode 7
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:Bit Players:
December 10th, 1977
Mary Kay Place
Willie Nelson
Andy Kaufman
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Tom Davis
Jim Downey
Al Franken
Tom Schiller
Mitchell Laurance
Neil Levy
Alan Zweibel
Pep Rally
Summary: Cheerleader Mary Kay Place rallies the cast to perform “SNL”‘s peppiest show ever.
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Montage
Mary Kay Place’s Monologue
Summary: Mary Kay Place reads an entry from her 8th Grade diary.
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Hey You!
Summary: Woman (Gilda Radner) garners attention by using the perfume for one-night stands.
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More Insects To Worry About
Summary: Dr. Haskell Lack (John Belushi) tells Jane Curtin about insects that burrow behind contact lenses and about funny ants.
Total Womanhood Meeting
Willie Nelson performs “Whiskey River” & “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain”
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
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Married In A Minute!
Summary: In 1960’s New York, single young women visiting the city are lucky when it comes to money, housing, careers, and husbands.
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Andy Kaufman
Bad Musical
Recurring Characters: Leonard Pinth-Garnell, Ronnie Bateman.
Mary Kay Place & Willie Nelson performs “Something to Brag About”
The Story of Chanukah
Summary: Bobbi Farber (Gilda Radner) explains the origin of Chanukah to her neighbors (Bill Murray, Mary Kay Place).
Recurring Characters: Bobbi Farber, Larry Farber.
Goodnights
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