SNL Transcripts: Mary Kay Place: 12/10/77


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 3: Episode 7

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


Bit Players:

December 10th, 1977

Mary Kay Place

Willie Nelson

Andy Kaufman


Tom Davis

Jim Downey

Al Franken

Tom Schiller

Mitchell Laurance

Neil Levy

Alan Zweibel
Pep RallySummary: Cheerleader Mary Kay Place rallies the cast to perform “SNL”‘s peppiest show ever.



Mary Kay Place’s MonologueSummary: Mary Kay Place reads an entry from her 8th Grade diary.


Hey You!Summary: Woman (Gilda Radner) garners attention by using the perfume for one-night stands.


More Insects To Worry AboutSummary: Dr. Haskell Lack (John Belushi) tells Jane Curtin about insects that burrow behind contact lenses and about funny ants.

Total Womanhood Meeting

Willie Nelson performs “Whiskey River” & “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain”

Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan AykroydSummary:


Married In A Minute!Summary: In 1960’s New York, single young women visiting the city are lucky when it comes to money, housing, careers, and husbands.


Andy Kaufman

Bad MusicalRecurring Characters: Leonard Pinth-Garnell, Ronnie Bateman.

Mary Kay Place & Willie Nelson performs “Something to Brag About”

The Story of ChanukahSummary: Bobbi Farber (Gilda Radner) explains the origin of Chanukah to her neighbors (Bill Murray, Mary Kay Place).

Recurring Characters: Bobbi Farber, Larry Farber.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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