Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 3: Episode 7
Announcer: Not all women are looking for Mr. Right. Sometimes they might just want a little company for the evening. That’s why Olfalo created Hey, You![ Woman holds up perfume and sprays it on herself ]
Announcer: Just one whiff does the trick, for those occasions when you can’t afford to be subtle.[ men begin to flock all around the Woman ]
Announcer: Hey, You! The scent you can’t ignore.
Woman: [ whispering seductively ] Hey… You![ the man approaches the woman, who gets up and leaves with him ] [ once outside, they enter a taxi and take off into the night ]
Announcer: Hey, You! for that special someone you never expect to see again.[ cut to the next day, as the woman hobbles out of a hotel and tries to catch a taxi home ]
Announcer: Hey, You! The Perfume for One-Night Stands.
ANnouncer: From Olfalo.[ dissolve to audience wide shot, zoom in on woman with SUPER: “Turned On By Superimposed Words” ] [ fade ]