Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 3: Episode 7
77g: Mary Kay Place / Willie Nelson
Hey, You!
Woman…..Gilda Radner
Announcer: Not all women are looking for Mr. Right. Sometimes they might just want a little company for the evening. That’s why Olfalo created Hey, You!
[ Woman holds up perfume and sprays it on herself ]Announcer: Just one whiff does the trick, for those occasions when you can’t afford to be subtle.
[ men begin to flock all around the Woman ]Announcer: Hey, You! The scent you can’t ignore.
Woman: [ whispering seductively ] Hey… You!
[ the man approaches the woman, who gets up and leaves with him ] [ once outside, they enter a taxi and take off into the night ]Announcer: Hey, You! for that special someone you never expect to see again.
[ cut to the next day, as the woman hobbles out of a hotel and tries to catch a taxi home ]Announcer: Hey, You! The Perfume for One-Night Stands.
[ dissolve to product shot ]ANnouncer: From Olfalo.
[ dissolve to audience wide shot, zoom in on woman with SUPER: “Turned On By Superimposed Words” ] [ fade ]