SNL Transcripts: Christopher Lee: 03/25/78


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 3: Episode 15

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March 25th, 1978

Christopher Lee

Meat Loaf

Richard Belzer

Stacy Keach

Tom Davis

Rosie Shuster

John Belushi’s New NameSummary: After being slated to take over “Grizzly Adams”, the network forces John Belushi to change his name to “Kevin Scott”.



Christopher Lee’s MonologueSummary: Christopher Lee shows off the trailers for his rejected horror films: “The Island Of Lost Luggage”; “The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave”, starring John Belushi; and “Dr. Jekyll And Mister Rogers”, starring Vincent Price (Dan Aykroyd).

Recurring Characters: Vincent Price.


My Fair LadySummary: Henry Higgins (Christopher Lee) attempts to teach Baba Wawa (Gilda Radner) how to pronounce her R’s.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters.

Meat Loaf performs “All Revved Up & No Place To Go”Also Performs: 81g.

Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan AykroydSummary: Kevin Scott (John Belushi) rants about a recent supertanker oil spill. Bill Murray makes his Oscar picks.


Mr. DeathTranscript

Suggestions for SadatRecurring Characters: Anwar Sadat.

Cold As Ice

Dell Stator’s Rabbit Hut

Death to WatergateSummary: With help from Maureen Dean (Jane Curtin), a vampire hunter (Christopher Lee) sets out to kill Richard Nixon’s (Dan Aykroyd) memoirs.

Recurring Characters: Richard Nixon, Maureen Dean.


Richard Belzer

Meat Loaf performs “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”

The Mr. Bill ShowSummary: When “Mr. Bill Goes To The Circus”, his arm is decapitated by helium balloons and he is shot out of a cannon by Ringmaster Sluggo.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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