Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 3: Episode 19
77s: Richard Dreyfuss / Jimmy Buffett, Gary Tigerman
Goodnights
…..Richard Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss: [ still atop the piano ] Thank you very much for coming, I hope you enjoyed the show! Go see “The Big Fix” in October! And —
[ Dreyfuss notices the Land Shark rising at his side, as the “Jaws” theme plays ]Richard Dreyfuss: Agggghhhhh!!!!
[ the Land Shark gobbles Dreyfuss up, then falls back to the ground at the foot of the piano ] [ the cast, Gary Tigerman, and crutchbound Jimmy Buffett and Father Guido Sarducci surround the piano ] [ Dan Aykroyd comes to the front of the piano to show off his “Don’t Buy Books By Crooks” Nixon t-shirt ] [ Dreyfuss re-appears from behind the piano, then saunters around front to demonstrate his bravada as the Land Shark raises his head from behind the piano ]