Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 4: Episode 1
Network Battle of the T’s and A’s
[ open on animated “NBC See Us” logo ]
Announcer: Next Friday night on NBC, an all-star celebrity sport spectactular: Network Battle of the T’s & A’s.[ show various gratuitous close-ups of bouncing breasts and covered butts ]
The biggest stars, with the biggest T’s, and the nicest A’s!
Featuring Cheryl Ladd; “Wonder Woman” Lynda Carter; Suzanne Somers; Lola Falana; Valerie Perrine and Adrienne Barbeau.
All your favorite T’s & A’s, including “Hootchie Cootchie” girl Charo; and special guest star Carol Wayne; plus the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.[ more gratuitous close-ups of bouncing breasts and covered butts ]
Network Battle of the T’s & A’s. Friday at 10:00, 4:30 Central, 2:00 Mountain.[ fade ] [ on a later repeat, this filmed bit dissolves to a pan of the studio audience with SUPER: “did you know… Lingusits Rarely Achieve Simultaneous Translation?” ]