SNL Transcripts: The Rolling Stones: 10/07/78: Network Battle of the T’s and A’s



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  Season 4: Episode 1






78a: The Rolling Stones

Network Battle of the T’s and A’s

[ open on animated “NBC See Us” logo ]

Announcer: Next Friday night on NBC, an all-star celebrity sport spectactular: Network Battle of the T’s & A’s.

[ show various gratuitous close-ups of bouncing breasts and covered butts ]

The biggest stars, with the biggest T’s, and the nicest A’s!

Featuring Cheryl Ladd; “Wonder Woman” Lynda Carter; Suzanne Somers; Lola Falana; Valerie Perrine and Adrienne Barbeau.

[ more gratuitous close-ups of bouncing breasts and covered butts ]

All your favorite T’s & A’s, including “Hootchie Cootchie” girl Charo; and special guest star Carol Wayne; plus the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

[ more gratuitous close-ups of bouncing breasts and covered butts ]

Network Battle of the T’s & A’s. Friday at 10:00, 4:30 Central, 2:00 Mountain.

[ fade ] [ on a later repeat, this filmed bit dissolves to a pan of the studio audience with SUPER: “did you know… Lingusits Rarely Achieve Simultaneous Translation?” ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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