SNL Transcripts: Frank Zappa: 10/21/78: Goodnights


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 4: Episode 3

78c: Frank Zappa


…..Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa: Well. We’ve come to the, uh, end of our show tonight, ladies and gentlemen. And, actually — [ Laraine Newman comes running up on stage, dressed as Sunshine ] Ohh! It’s so nice to see you! [ Dan Aykroyd joins her, dressed as Jason ] Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like — friends of Chevy Chase, Inc.

Dan Aykroyd: Just acting calm, man!

Frank Zappa: Crash up here — I used to sleep here. [ the rest of the cast arrives on stage ] Everybody else! [ he shakes each cast member’s hand as they arrive ] Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. [ Father Guido Sarducci climbs on stage ] Good night. [ Franken and Davis climb on stage ] Good night. Good night. [ he peers into the audience ] Aw, come on! Good night!

[ the credits begin to roll ]

Announcer: Join us November 4th, when Steve Martin returns to “Saturday Night Live”, with special guest Van Morrison. This is your old announcer, Don Pardo, saying: “Good night!”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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