December 9th, 1978
Telepsychic RaySummary: Telepsychic Ray (Dan Aykroyd) predicts the futures of his callers.
Recurring Characters: Telepsychic Ray.
Eric Idle’s MonologueSummary: Eric Idle searches for the writers when he finds no monologue waiting for him when he arrives at Home Base.
The French ChefSummary: A frantic Julia Child (Dan Aykroyd) quickly bleeds to death after cutting her finger.
Note: Originally written for Walter Matthau one week earlier.
The Woman He LovedSummary: Prince Charles (Eric Idle) lives in a trailer in Webster County, Mississippi and carries on an illicit affair with a thirteen-year old white trash girl (Laraine Newman).
Recurring Characters: Prince Charles.
Kate Bush performs “The Man With The Child In His Eyes”
What Do You?Transcript
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill MurrayRecurring Characters: Valerie Harper, Chico Escuela, Father Guido Sarducci.
Candy Slice Recording SessionRecurring Characters: Jerry Aldini, Candy Slice.
Consumer ProbeRecurring Characters: Joan Face, Irwin Mainway.
Cochise At OxfordTranscript
Kate Bush performs “Them Heavy People”