Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 4: Episode 15
The Navy Adventure
Announcer: Port of call, Bayonne, New Jersey.[ Navy men are seen doing laundry ]
The Navy Adventure.[ as background music plays, scenes show navy workers performing various activities: mopping a floor, peeling potatoes, cooking and serving cafeteria food, scrubbing toilets, chipping paint off of an old ship wall, fastening chains on a ship, mopping the ship, tarring a ship floor, and sitting in a room watching TV ]
The Navy. See your local recruiter or call toll free.[ final image shows phone number 311-555-5000 against a man with a mop and bucket – the motto is also shown ]
It’s not just a job, it’s $96.78 a week.
Submitted by: Tony DuMont