Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 5: Episode 8
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
December 22nd, 1979
Ted Knight
Desmond Child & Rouge
Andy Kaufman
Buddy Rogers
Bob Zmuda
Diana Peckham
Teri Garr
A Christmas Gift from the Shah and his Friends
Summary: The Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlevi (Bill Murray) invites his special American friends to his home in Panama for a televised Christmas party all Americans can enjoy.
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Anwar Sadat, Henry Kissinger.
Montage
Ted Knight’s Monologue
Summary: Ted Knight claims to be Steve Martin’s dad, then performs some of his “son”‘s comedy routine.
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Diff’rent Storks
Summary: Eager to capitalize on its young star, NBC advertises a new pair of hastily-produced sitcoms starring Gary Coleman.
Grievance Board
Summary: Chudd Insurance Corporation board members (Harry Shearer, Bill Murray, Garrett Morris) decide sexual harrassment case between Miss hoben (Jane Curtin) and Mr. Kramer (Ted Knight).
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A Message From Bob Kopp
Summary: Local policeman Bob Kopp (Ted Knight) warns citizens to watch out this holiday season, or else.
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Desmond Child & Rouge perform “Tumble In The Night”
The Tonight Show
Summary: NBC announces that Gary Coleman will be guest-hosting “The Tonight Show”.
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Consumer reporter Roseanne Roseannadanna’s (Gilda Radner) charity commentary strays to other gross topics.
Recurring Characters: Roseanne Roseannadanna.
Nerds’ Nativity
Summary: Mr. Dunwoody (Ted Knight) struggles through a rehearsal of the Nativity pageant that stars Lisa Loopner (Gilda Radner) and Todd DiLaMuca (Bill Murray) as Mary and Joseph.
Recurring Characters: Lisa Loopner, Todd DiLaMuca, Mrs. Loopner, Artie, Grant Robinson, Jr.
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Andy Kaufman Wrestles A Woman
Summary: Boastful Andy Kaufman challenges Diana Peckham to pin him in three minutes.
Bob Hope’s Christmas In Tehran
Summary: NBC announces that Gary Coleman will appear on Bob Hope’s latest Christmas special.
Sammy Seltzer, Jr.
Summary: Sammy Davis, Jr. (Garrett Morris) introduces a stomach soother to help people feel better after being overexposed to the one-eyed entertainer over the Christmas holidays.
Recurring Characters: Sammy Davis, Jr.
Java Junkie
Summary: After drinking a couple of innocent cups, Joe’s (Peter Aykroyd) life spirals out-of-control because he can’t shake the coffee monkey off his back.
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Christmas Decorations
Summary: Suburban family endures visiting granddad’s (Ted Knight) overzealousness for Christmas decorations.
Iran: The Country And The Crisis
Summary: NBC announces that Gary Coleman will appear on Bob Hope’s latest Christmas special.
Desmond Child & Rouge perform “Goodbye Baby”
Goodnights
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