Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 5: Episode 9
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:Bit Players:
January 26th, 1980
Teri Garr
The B-52s
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John Anderson
Akira Yoshimura
Sarah Paley
Max Pross
Sarducci in Tokyo
Summary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) is jailed in his attempt to land an interview with Paul McCartney in Tokyo.
Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.
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Montage
Teri Garr’s Monologue
Summary: Teri Garr is anxious to get her hosting duties started.
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Craig’s Traveler’s Checks
Summary: You can enjoy a worry-free vacation even if you lose Craig’s (Jim Downey) Traveler’s Checks, because he never leaves his apartment.
Note: Repeat from 79a.
Caucus
Summary: Desperate for votes in Iowa, George Bush (Jim Downey), Ted Kennedy (Bill Murray), and other presidential candidates perform odd chores for Mrs. Volger (Teri Garr).
Recurring Characters: George Bush, Ted Kennedy, Rosalynn Carter.
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Debs Behind Bars
Summary: Spoiled rich girls find that life in prison is tough and a major bummer.
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The B-52’s perform “Rock Lobster”
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Sports commentator “Big” Vic Ricker (Harry Shearer) discusses the Olympic boycott. Laraine Newman interviews colleg student Scott Gunderson (Peter Aykroyd) about the military draft. Al Franken updates America on his decade and advises them to buy gold in order to further his own gold investments.
Recurring Characters: Vic Ricker.
Anchovy Council of America
Summary: Members of the Anchovy Council seek outside suggestions for improving anchovy use throughout America.
Bad Playhouse
Summary: Lady Pinth-Garnell (Laraine Newman) presents a bad production of “The Great Mr. Potato Head Famine”.
Recurring Characters: Ronnie Bateman.
Baby Mogul
Summary: Baby mogul Paula Kirsch (Laraine Newman) wants to cast her mother (Teri Garr) in Marilyn Mazelman’s (Gilda Radner) “Little Bo Peep” picture.
The Mr. Bill Show
Summary: Psychiatrist Mr. Hands helps Mr. Bill off of Skid Row by hypnotizing him into visits of past traumas.
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The B-52’s perform “Dance This Mess Around”
Goodnights
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