SNL Transcripts: Teri Garr: 01/26/80: Teri Garr’s Monologue


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  Season 5: Episode 9

79i: Teri Garr / The B-52’s

Teri Garr’s Monologue

…..Teri Garr

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — Teri Garr!

Teri Garr: Hello, hello, hello! Hi, everybody! Hi! Wow! Well, gee, I’m just THRILLED to be here! I really am! I’m very excited to be hosting this show, and it’s a GREAT show tonight, it’s really terrific! Hilarious, I might add! I hope you think so. And, uh, there’s an awful lot of it… so we’re just gonna go RIGHT ahead and do it! Um… Did I say that I was thrilled to be here? I think I said that. I’m excited! And, uh, let’s just GO right on ahead with it! I mean… We’ll be right back after this commercial…!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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