SNL Transcripts: Teri Garr: 01/26/80: Teri Garr’s Monologue

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  Season 5: Episode 9

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Teri Garr’s Monologue

…..Teri Garr

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — Teri Garr!

Teri Garr: Hello, hello, hello! Hi, everybody! Hi! Wow! Well, gee, I’m just THRILLED to be here! I really am! I’m very excited to be hosting this show, and it’s a GREAT show tonight, it’s really terrific! Hilarious, I might add! I hope you think so. And, uh, there’s an awful lot of it… so we’re just gonna go RIGHT ahead and do it! Um… Did I say that I was thrilled to be here? I think I said that. I’m excited! And, uh, let’s just GO right on ahead with it! I mean… We’ll be right back after this commercial…!

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