SNL Transcripts: Elliott Gould: 02/16/80: Jewess Jeans

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  Season 5: Episode 11






79k: Elliott Gould / Gary Numan

Jewess Jeans

Rhonda Weiss…..Gilda Radner

Jingle:
Jewess Jeans
they’re skin-tight, they’re out of sight
Jewess Jeans.

She’s got a lifestyle uniquely hers
Europe, Nassau, wholesale furs.
She’s read every best-selling book
She’s a gourmet blender cook.
She’s got that Jewess look.

Jewess Jeans
they’re uptight, alright
Jewess Jeans.

She shops the sales for designer clothes
She’s got designer nails and a designer nose.
She’s an American princess and a disco queen.
She’s the Jewess in Jewess Jeans.
She’s the Jewess in Jewess Jeans.

Announcer: You don’t have to be Jewish.

Rhonda Weiss: But it wouldn’t hurt.

Announcer: Jewess Jeans. Guranteed to ride up.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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Danielle
Danielle
2 years ago

Actually, it’s “She’s writing her best-selling book” and “They’re very tight, they’re alright”