Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 5: Episode 11
79k: Elliott Gould / Gary Numan
Jewess Jeans
Rhonda Weiss…..Gilda Radner
Jingle:
Jewess Jeans
they’re skin-tight, they’re out of sight
Jewess Jeans.
She’s got a lifestyle uniquely hers
Europe, Nassau, wholesale furs.
She’s read every best-selling book
She’s a gourmet blender cook.
She’s got that Jewess look.
Jewess Jeans
they’re uptight, alright
Jewess Jeans.
She shops the sales for designer clothes
She’s got designer nails and a designer nose.
She’s an American princess and a disco queen.
She’s the Jewess in Jewess Jeans.
She’s the Jewess in Jewess Jeans.
Announcer: You don’t have to be Jewish.
Rhonda Weiss: But it wouldn’t hurt.
Announcer: Jewess Jeans. Guranteed to ride up.
Actually, it’s “She’s writing her best-selling book” and “They’re very tight, they’re alright”
It is indeed “She’s read every best-selling book” and “they’re uptight, alright.”
Listen: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/jewess-jeans/n8674